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Funny Joke of the Day

With her back laid against the top of the Empire State Building, Wonder woman was spread like an eagle. Superman saw this and flew in like a bullet, did his thing, and flew off. Puzzled, wonder woman asks out loud, "what in the world was that". Invisible man gets up and says "I'm not too sure, but it sure was painful".
 
I heard this in 3rd grade. I didn't even get it in 3rd grade, but it was still delivered about 10x better than this:

"One day, Superman was out flying above Metropolis, horny as hell. He then happened to spy Wonder Woman lying naked on the roof of a building.
'What the hell,' he thought. 'I'm so fast, she'll never even know it was me!'
So, quick as lightning, he flew down, rat-a-tat-tat, and flew off again, smiling.
'What was that?!' WW gasped.
'I dunno,' said the Invisible Man, 'but my ass sure is sore!'
 
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