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So the Lone Ranger gets caught by indians while exploring the wild west. They tell him that they must kill him, but as part of tradition, he will die in 3 days.
On the first day, they tell him that they will grant him one wish. So he replies, "i wish to speak to Silver" (his horse). Silver gets sent over and the lone ranger whispers something into his ears. Silver takes off and a few hours later returns with a gorgeous blonde. The lone ranger shrugs and takes the girl into his tipi and has a good time.
On the second day, the Lone Ranger gets his second wish. He once again asks to speak to Silver. The horse rides off and this time returns with an even more attractive brunette. They go into his tip and have a goo time.
On the third day, he gets offered one more wish before he got killed later that night. So he grabs Silver by the ears, yanks him in closely and screams "GOD DAMNIT SILVER, BRING POSSE"
On the first day, they tell him that they will grant him one wish. So he replies, "i wish to speak to Silver" (his horse). Silver gets sent over and the lone ranger whispers something into his ears. Silver takes off and a few hours later returns with a gorgeous blonde. The lone ranger shrugs and takes the girl into his tipi and has a good time.
On the second day, the Lone Ranger gets his second wish. He once again asks to speak to Silver. The horse rides off and this time returns with an even more attractive brunette. They go into his tip and have a goo time.
On the third day, he gets offered one more wish before he got killed later that night. So he grabs Silver by the ears, yanks him in closely and screams "GOD DAMNIT SILVER, BRING POSSE"
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