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Funny joke about christians and crosses

Phokus

Lifer
I"ve heard this joke from bill hicks about 1000 times on my stero already, but i chuckle every time i hear it:

You have to admit beliefs are weird.

For example, A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fvckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on."

:laugh:
 
Heheheheh.... :evil:

I've always liked this one:


What does INRI stand for on the cross?




I'm Nailed Right In.



😛
 
Originally posted by: Heisenberg
As much as I appreciate jokes that poke fun at religion, that just wasn't all that funny.


Well i suppose it doesn't work as a joke typed on the 'net, but it's sure as hell funny when you listen to the audio.
 
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