Phokus
Lifer
I"ve heard this joke from bill hicks about 1000 times on my stero already, but i chuckle every time i hear it:
:laugh:
You have to admit beliefs are weird.
For example, A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. Do you think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fvckin' cross? It's kind of like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on."
:laugh: