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Funny joke about a nun and a priest :D

Phokus

Phokus

Lifer
A priest and a nun were out playing golf one day.

On the first hole, the priest missed a 2 foot putt and yelled, "Sh1t! I missed!"
The nun, flabbergasted, said, "Oh my, you shouldn't say such things!"

On the sixth hole, the priest shanked his drive into the woods and yelled, "Sh1t! I missed!"
Again, the nun admonished the priest for his foul language and said that The Lord wouldn't appreciate such behavior.

On the 18th hole, the priest missed another short putt and yelled, "Sh1t, I missed!"
THe nun said, "The Lord will smite you! Prepare for judgement!"
A thundercloud quickly formed above his head and a bolt of lightning streaked from the sky and struck the nun in the head. Electrified, she collapsed and died on the spot.

A low rumbling voice from above said dolefully, "Sh1t, I missed..."

😀
 
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