Funny incident from a party the other night

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K1052

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Originally posted by: buck
What made you think this would be a good thread to post? Is this a parody? This is the biggest douchebag thread I have read this year.

His post only comes off as moderately douchbagesque.

Let some air out of that ego OP before it pops and you hurt yourself.

 

InlineFive

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I like how you managed to slip in the fact that you're a martial arts whiz and are a sex pro in the same thread. 10/10
 

Aikouka

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Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
woah a year and a half of bjj and judo? lol. young Grasshopper.

I have 4 years of power rangers; can't touch this!
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Qwest
...awaiting parody thread that will be 5x funnier.

low chance of that...people here do not know how to make funny parodies.


edit for spelling


Why don't you step up and show us how it's done?

I know how this forum works. even if it was the most hilarious thing you ever saw, you'd still say it wasn't just to spite me.

Plus, I'd need better material. this is almost a bad parody as it is.
 

Steve

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www.chicagopipeband.com
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Qwest
...awaiting parody thread that will be 5x funnier.

low chance of that...people here do not know how to make funny parodies.


edit for spelling


Why don't you step up and show us how it's done?

I know how this forum works. even if it was the most hilarious thing you ever saw, you'd still say it wasn't just to spite me.

Plus, I'd need better material. this is almost a bad parody as it is.

I actually like parody threads. I'd give you a fair rating. Besides, if you don't like my rating you could ask the Mods to lock it :D
 

IceBergSLiM

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this scenario plays itself out all the time in that type setting. Male1 tries to lower male2's status in front of peers. male2 deflects attempts and lowers male1's status. Male1 proceeds to act tough to regain social status amongst peers. Peers percieve this as approval seeking, weak, and immature low status behavior. Male2 has sucessfully increased his social status male1 looks like a fool and is worse off than where he started. You can watch this in bars and house parties all the time.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: sm8000
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: Qwest
...awaiting parody thread that will be 5x funnier.

low chance of that...people here do not know how to make funny parodies.


edit for spelling


Why don't you step up and show us how it's done?

I know how this forum works. even if it was the most hilarious thing you ever saw, you'd still say it wasn't just to spite me.

Plus, I'd need better material. this is almost a bad parody as it is.

I actually like parody threads. I'd give you a fair rating. Besides, if you don't like my rating you could ask the Mods to lock it :D

I'd probably end up getting banned for making the parody thread anyway. I've seen very few good parody threads (maybe 1 or 2) in me entire time here.
 

jman19

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Please remove the word "funny" from the title of this thread. No need to false advertise.
 

crt1530

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Originally posted by: InlineFive
I like how you managed to slip in the fact that you're a martial arts whiz and are a sex pro in the same thread. 10/10
Seriously. I don't know why everyone is so upset. This thread delivers. Bragging about sex, martial arts prowess, and he even posted a pic.
 

hanoverphist

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Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: slimrhcp


- my fight training helped diffuse the sitation. It's all about discipline. Besides if I would have fought him I would have been wrong for using my training against someone with none. Then I would have been flamed for that and maybe have some legal problems as well.
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Your fight training helped you? Did the other guy start a fight? No. So how did your fight training help you?
Oh wait, your fight training helped you not pick/start a fight. I get it now. It all makes sense.

actually that does make sense to me. back in 4th grade when i was getting into (and causing) fights daily, my mom got me into karate. after getting knocked around by older students and then picked up by my sensei a few times, he taught me that walking away from a fight was the preferred method. it took a lot of personal discipline to get that part down, but i think im a better person for it.
 

MotionMan

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Originally posted by: hanoverphist
Originally posted by: Uppsala9496
Originally posted by: slimrhcp


- my fight training helped diffuse the sitation. It's all about discipline. Besides if I would have fought him I would have been wrong for using my training against someone with none. Then I would have been flamed for that and maybe have some legal problems as well.
That is the dumbest thing I have ever heard. Your fight training helped you? Did the other guy start a fight? No. So how did your fight training help you?
Oh wait, your fight training helped you not pick/start a fight. I get it now. It all makes sense.

actually that does make sense to me. back in 4th grade when i was getting into (and causing) fights daily, my mom got me into karate. after getting knocked around by older students and then picked up by my sensei a few times, he taught me that walking away from a fight was the preferred method. it took a lot of personal discipline to get that part down, but i think im a better person for it.

"What's the matter, McFly? Chicken?"

j/k

MotionMan
 

slimrhcp

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Originally posted by: MyStupidMouth
woah a year and a half of bjj and judo? lol. young Grasshopper.

I'm not claiming to be a professional fighter or anything. I never said I belonged in UFC. The fact of the matter is that in the year and a half I've learned a lot. Think about it, in a year and a half of college, most people spent their free time drinking. I believe I used my time a little more wisely, and I think I've gotten a little bit more out of my time invested.


Originally posted by: Wapp
OP's Ex is sporting a Muffin Top in that photo he posted.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muffin_top

Thanks for pointing out the muffin top. That pic was taken in Saint Martin at the tail end of a 10 day cruise. See if you don't pick up a couple pounds after a cruise. That pic was taken in January of 2006. In that pic she probably weighed 135lbs; as I said before she goes about 128lbs now.

If anyone doesn't think the thread is funny that's fine. It was funny at the time. But there's no reason to be an @$$hole. I'm certain the people trolling this thread get tons of pvssy...of the phantom variety. Like I said before had I beaten the guy up then I would be a jerk for injurying someone to whom I'm physically superior.
 

MotionMan

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Originally posted by: slimrhcp
Like I said before had I beaten the guy up then I would be a jerk for injurying someone to whom I'm physically superior.

I think the point is that most of the people who have read and posted in this thread (excluding myself for the moment) think you were a jerk for what you did (or, to be more precise, for thinking what you thought about what you did), would have been a jerk for beating the guy up, are a jerk for posting this thread originally and continue to prove your jerkiness with each successive post in this thread.

It is a lose/lose/lose/lose proposition for you.

In other words, posting this thread originally probably did not result in the reaction you were seeking.

MotionMan
 

illusion88

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You must hang out with a bunch of idiots. Here is a quote from a previous post
The majority of college age guys would either start a fight or mope if some dude was hitting on their girl at a party
Is this the sort of social behavior you see at college?

This is idiocy. It's funny when people fight over women. Is she waiting on the sidelines, crying hysterically, waiting for the triumphant winner to emerge? And when he does he sweeps he off her feet, takes her to the back room to claim his prize. How barbaric.