Funny Image Caption Contest (Part 1)

her209

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Originally posted by: ParagonX
"Private!"

"What is that?"

"I dunno, but it looks like a giant...."

"Johnson.."

and so on
Dammit, you beat me to it. :)
 

smartt

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Sep 27, 2000
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"Roger that, Iraq is finally delivering their weapons of mass destruction."
 

Maetryx

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Jan 18, 2001
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Michael Jackson takes his "Baby Dangling 2003 Tour" to our troops overseas.
 

Moonbeam

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Nov 24, 1999
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Sarg, get that God damned Bush off the lookout tower before the photographer sees him. He's up there mooning Saddam again.
 

Talon02

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Now that goose is the reason you don't stare directly up into a flock of them....

5 seconds later

How can a 12 pound bird take a 20 pound sh!t!