Funny IM conversation

[Phoenix15]

For anyone living in the south, you know how bad of a year it has been for ants. Here's a little conversation from this morning expressing my angst. I'm the one that loves bolts.


I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
I have an ant problem man

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
at home

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
there trying to steal my house

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
I've done everything I can think of

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
as a last resort I've bought a bunch of bug bombs

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
im going to wire them up, so if they are about to kill me I can set them off.

untitled says:
you are not alone

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
kinda like the captain going down with the ship

untitled says:
i tucked my daughter in last night...1 minute went by...she jumped out screaming
I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
I bought enough bug bombs for bush to add me to the axis of evil

untitled says:
ants all in the bed

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
there in my bathroom, laundry room and living room

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
running late yesterday and wnet in the laundry room looking for a pair of pants. Put them on, and 30 seconds later was dancing like John Travolta

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
armageddon is tonight. I hit em yesterday with seven dust, spray, and a small tactical nuke (about a 2 pound bag of ant killer right on top of th bid bed by the house)

untitled says:
bu haa haa haa

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
the whole bag

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
no ant makes me moonwalk and lives to tell about it

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
Im gettin a bigger bag of ant killer, some of the concentrated liquid seven dust, and some of those sugar traps. As well as bombing the crawl space under th house

untitled says:
so, what your saying is...complete anialation (? spelling)

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
I figure the few survivors will band together in a type of primitive dictatorship. Kinda like Mad Max

untitled says:
show no mercy

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
although I might be awoken in the middl of the night by them chanting "Two men enter, one man leaves"

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much says:
but I betcha they won't mess with "the firebreather that lives in the

 

[bobbybe01]

I love nuts and bolts SOOOO much

That's a freakin' long IM name.

 

[maziwanka]

wtf. where do you live? that sounds like a disgusting ant problem.

 

[TheBDB]

That isn't funny at all.

 

[Phoenix15]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
wtf. where do you live? that sounds like a disgusting ant problem.

Everyone I've talked to around here has the same problem. I've sprayed, dustd, you name it. It's a constant battle to keep them out of my pool. This is not a shanty in the middle of the projects or anything, the fire and problm is just THAT BAD. It's been on the news around here that this is one of the worst years in recent history for all matter of ants.

 

[IHYLN]

I think "little ant" is what he calls his weiner

 

[dabuddha]

Why do people tend to think that others will find their inane IM conversations interesting?

 

[phreakah]

Originally posted by: TheBDB
That isn't funny at all.

 

[shenaniganz]

Originally posted by: phreakah

Originally posted by: TheBDB
That isn't funny at all.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: shenaniganz

Originally posted by: phreakah

Originally posted by: TheBDB
That isn't funny at all.

 

[iamwiz82]

I suggest going to LiveJournal or something if you want to get some sort of excited or positive responses from your IM conversations.