Funny...how I should not have just said what I did to her...

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jjoyner

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I will regret this later...
My wife came up to me and told me to take off my jeans as she was gonna do laundry...She then waited there expecting me to take off "other" things....Instead of complying, I looked at her and said,
"Not tonight woman, you didn't do anything special today..."
My pecker cringed at the end of the sentence...Now I set her alone with a beer and ATOT....
 
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KB

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She has absolutely no sense of humor. Drop her like a bad habit.
 
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jjoyner

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Originally posted by: BrianH1
go back in the laundy room and show her who's boss. /cue Tony Danza
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I'ma put old "Betty Crocker" on the stove and give her some "Stove Top Stuffing"...
;)
 
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Here is a wild and crazy thought. Try apologizing? And trying to sound really sincere. And make yourself your very own man card, yes, I said that, and hand it to her. Tell her, honey, I have no excuse, I was wrong. Here is my man card. If that doesn't get her to smile, and start a laugh, damn she really must be pissed. Tell her, I will do ANYTHING you want. See what kind of reaction you get. :) Hah.
 
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jjoyner

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Here is a wild and crazy thought. Try apologizing? And trying to sound really sincere. And make yourself your very own man card, yes, I said that, and hand it to her. Tell her, honey, I have no excuse, I was wrong. Here is my man card. If that doesn't get her to smile, and start a laugh, damn she really must be pissed. Tell her, I will do ANYTHING you want. See what kind of reaction you get. :) Hah.
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Ah..I'll just masturbate
 
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hjo3

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To hear you talk, your wife sounds like an angry, unfsckable troll. You're probably better off neffing on AT.
 
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Originally posted by: jjoyner
Originally posted by: Farbio
u know, when i told your wife that same thing she smiled and took them off for me;)
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At least someone's is able to f^ck the broad....
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fsck her? hell, i was lucky to just leave w/ the testicles attached after she ripped the boxers off:)
 
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