FUNNY - help this guy get laid!!!

[Sluggo]

The girl probably has Herpes, and is just tormenting the stupid fvck.

"Now that you have all the hits and you are ready to stick it in me, I have one more thing to tell you..... Ever hear of HSV-2?"

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
And what's the payoff for us looking at his crappy site? Do we get a vid of the event?

I put the over/under at 8 seconds. Any takers?

I like those odds.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
And what's the payoff for us looking at his crappy site? Do we get a vid of the event?

I put the over/under at 8 seconds. Any takers?

Id say it happens prematurely well before he gets around to making her a pin cushion!!

 

[astrocase]

If he's smart he'll make a paysite with the video. Granted it'll be on the torrent circuit in 10 seconds flat...

 

[blahter]

lol

 

[Stumps]

good luck to the big guy if he can score with that hottie

 

[Doctorweir]

ROFL... 2,650,000 already in 1/3 of the time ... the poor lady is hosed...

 

[fitzov]

Originally posted by: SampSon
If this is real there is no way this guy isn't going to bang that girl.

Fortunatly for her, he will only last 2 or 3 pumps.

yeah, I was going to say I'd hate to be the lucky girl, but you beat me to it.

 

[Tobolo]

ATOT get out in force. We should help him since everyone here is a virgin (Prolly the married one too!!! LOL)

 

[j00fek]

he wont make it

 

[Illusions89]

I dont think he will make it

 

[Accipiter22]

ATOT EFFECT NEEDED

 

[Accipiter22]

he's over half way there, and we're barely a third of the way through the month

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Mike
With all the money he is putting into this, I wonder if the chick realizes this makes her a hooker?

If you think about it we all pay for sex in one form or fashion. So doesn't that make all women prostitutes and all men "johns"?

 

[hypn0tik]

He's from Toronto, lol. I should pay him a visit and ask if I can video tape the event as proof.

 

[DaShen]

she is a very cute girl, who is probably alrady into him, but won't admit it to him.

 

[lytalbayre]

Originally posted by: DaShen
she is a very cute girl, who is probably alrady into him, but won't admit it to him.

That's my thought. Unless the girl is a complete idiot, she's doing this the "show" him she's into him cause obviously he's a bloody moron. My vote goes to him getting action even if he doesn't make it. At any rate, good luck to him.

 

[crystal]

He should looses on purpose. Her 30 day personal slave = 30 day as her sex slave. No wonder he still a virgin.

 

[Bootprint]

Article with information from ex-fiancee saying he's not a virgin.

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Article with information from ex-fiancee saying he's not a virgin.

Nice

An the site got pulled

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Bootprint
Article with information from ex-fiancee saying he's not a virgin.

I just thought-- what if he is a technical vergin?