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Funny Harley story

radioouman

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I'm outside cleaning my truck this weekend, and a one of our neighbors has his Harley out. He comes over to me and says "You have a Harley, right?" I said no, so he tells me that he is changing the oil and the manual doesn't say how many quarts of oil it needs. Before I can answer, he tells me that he has put 6 quarts of oil in it already, and it's not showing up on the dipstick. When he said 6 quarts, I just about lost it, but instead just said "That's a lot of oil, you wouldn't think it would take that much." And let it go. He says that he is going to the store to get more oil!

He comes back with the oil, adds more to it, and then decides to start it and let it idle outside his garage for about 15 minutes. This thing is loud, and when you are in a complex of townhouses, you piss off a lot of people by idling one of these bikes for a long time. All I could tell is that it sounded like it was gurgling a little. It didn't idle badly, and it didn't blow blue smoke. So I didn't think anything of it, other than I wish he'd go ride it so I could hear myself think.

He pulls away and drives to the end of our 1/4 mile road, turns around and comes back. He is followed by a huge cloud of blue smoke!! He shuts it off, and I go into the garage laughing... I'm guessing that he had so much oil in that engine, that it was forced into the cylinders and burned!

So he drains out almost a full gallon (4 quarts) of oil and let's it idle for a good 20-25 minutes, reving it, and holding it there..... so annoying! Eventually he took it out again and it appeared to run OK.

How much oil are Harley's supposed to hold?
 
Originally posted by: MogulMonster
LOL! I thought you were going to say that he put the oil in the gas tank...

He might have for all I can tell!! Maybe that's the problem! That'll certainly make some blue smoke! Yikes!
 
It depends on the model.. but couldnt he have called a dealer or checked harley's site..

my friends harley takes 3 quarts of oil (engine) and a quart for the tranny.
 
Originally posted by: The_good_guy
It depends on the model.. but couldnt he have called a dealer or checked harley's site..

my friends harley takes 3 quarts of oil (engine) and a quart for the tranny.

I had heard that they took three quarts. Heck, the V6 in my truck only takes 4 quarts! When he came over and said that he put 6 quarts in, I'm sure that I gave him a really strange look! LOL!
 
I am surprised that the engine still runs....

people like that piss me off, if you are going to buy something that is nice and expensive at least take the time to learn about it, and if you don't know for sure have the smarts to ask someone who does instead of killing your "toy". I make sure to research everything I buy to the degreee where if it needs service I will feel comfortable either having it fixed or fixing it myself...and if I don't bother to learn that much at least I know where to go for help.
 
LOL

My bike takes 3 quarts when you change filter also....otherwise 2.5

I must admit that I once poured oil into the gas tank of our old push lawn mower.....the two caps looked very similar and I was not paying attention 😱
 
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