Funny guide to women.

[squirrelman]

My friend wrote this the other day and I posted it here to get some feedback. Its going to go in our online "magazine" we are making as a joke. It should be worth a chuckle or two.
Guide

 

[MeanMeosh]

<< My friend wrote this the other day and I posted it here to get some feedback. Its going to go in our online "magazine" we are making as a joke. It should be worth a chuckle or two. >>



/me wonders what is so funny....

 

[squirrelman]

lol I knew I forgot something!

 

[Rent]

Well, while I wait, I will nef for my own pleasure

 

[cmdavid]

<< B.) "Hook up my cable to your modem, and let's see how wide the bandwidth gets."

1.) She should understand what you are trying to say, if she does not then she is defective and needs to sent back to the server to be repaired and will respawn later. To do this you must pull out your secondary weapon and slash/beat away.
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hahahahahah.a... funny.. .tell your friend i said good job, and that she was a lot fatter last time i saw her line works alllll the time.......

 

[Vortex22]

w00t meal... lol

 

[Rent]

<< Another quality car to impress the ladies with is the Honda Civic, but beware not just any Honda Civic will suffice. It must undergo many alterations before it can be good enough to impress your lady. First things first, steal your parent?s Folgers coffee can. *Tip: the bigger the can the better.

This will be your new exhaust system to add 100 horsepower to your massive 1.1 liter hunk of metal that I like to call an engine. Mmmmmmmmmmm there?s nothing like folgers in your cup, eer car. Second you must get a lot of stickers in Chinese or Japanese that you don?t know what they mean, and put them all over your car. Third, this is probably the toughest part, you must go to your local airport and steal a wing off an airplane and attach this to your trunk. >>



Oh better yet, go steal a park bench and attach it to your trunk.

Pretty good stuff

 

[Atlantean]

I guess thats kinda funny.

 

[AreaCode707]

ROFL You should write a book of that stuff.

 

[amnesiac]

hehee I like it.

 

[TheVrolok]

I loved it, I thought it was really pretty good stuff... cheers!

 

[Silverbullet28]

Once outside you have to in the perfect spot to locate ladies. It is were they spawn, just like when you base camp in tribes or day of defeat, if you find the right spot the ladies will spawn there. So walk around and try to find the spawn point, they are all over the place.

LOL!

 

[chibchakan]

LOL

 

[CStroman]

I have 2 15" monitors, are those adequate enough for a tan?
Hmm...
A 17" monitor is about 13"*10" for 130 square inches,
my monitors are 8.5"*11" (just like paper), so 93.5*2, so that's 187. Yes that's adequate.

 

[squirrelman]

I am going real pale now myself. I am only using a 15" lcd. I was using a 21" at home though so I still have a nice dark lingering tan