funny funny joke :)

[vshah]

this is from wordsmith's weekly email.


Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian Customs agent stops them and says, "It's illegal to put five
people in a Quattro."
"What do you mean it's illegal?" ask the Englishmen.
"Quattro means four," replies the Italian official.
"Quattro is just the name of the automobile," the Englishmen retort
disbelievingly. "Look at the papers: this car is designed to carry five
persons."

"You can't pull that one on me," replies the Italian customs agent.
"Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are
therefore breaking the law."

The Englishman replies angrily, "You idiot! Call your supervisor over
-- I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!"

"Sorry," responds the Italian official, "he can't come. He's busy with
two guys in a Fiat Uno."




-Vivan

 

[Confused]

*groan*

 

[Abhi]

Originally posted by: Confused
*groan*

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Heh.

 

[Ryan]

I guess it would more sense if this was 10+ years in the past and someone told this joke, but if you're an idiot youngster like me, you'd only know "quattro" as just a fancy name for an AWD system and not an actual car

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I guess it would more sense if the cars were actually called quattro, but in reality, "quattro" is just a fancy name for an AWD system that is specific to Audi.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I guess it would more sense if the cars were actually called quattro, but in reality, "quattro" is just a fancy name for an AWD system that is specific to Audi.

it would also be better if that would make it funny
but it wont
oh well

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I guess it would more sense if the cars were actually called quattro, but in reality, "quattro" is just a fancy name for an AWD system that is specific to Audi.

Audi did once make a car called the quattro. who knows...this joke might be 10 years old

-Vivan

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I guess it would more sense if the cars were actually called quattro, but in reality, "quattro" is just a fancy name for an AWD system that is specific to Audi.

Audi did once make a car called the quattro. who knows...this joke might be 10 years old

-Vivan

haha - just goes to show that I don't know anything about old audis The joke would have to be 15+ years old

 

[neonerd]

lol

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: vshah

Originally posted by: rbloedow
I guess it would more sense if the cars were actually called quattro, but in reality, "quattro" is just a fancy name for an AWD system that is specific to Audi.

Audi did once make a car called the quattro. who knows...this joke might be 10 years old

-Vivan

haha - just goes to show that I don't know anything about old audis The joke would have to be 15+ years old

Audi Quattros

around in the 80s i think

-Vivan

 

[maziwanka]

booooooo hahaha boooooo

 

[bigredguy]

i almost thought about laughing

 

[new2AMD]

False advertising

 

[nakedfrog]

LOL

 

[geno]

lol

 

[DurocShark]

2/10

 

[Rob9874]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
False advertising

Exactly. I had such high hopes.

 

[vshah]

different jokes for different folks....

 

[George P Burdell]

:laugh:

 

[geno]

What's a Ford 500 or a Chrysler 300 supposed to seat then?

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: geno
What's a Ford 500 or a Chrysler 300 supposed to seat then?

hehehehe....suzuki makes cars in india called the "800" and "1000" (the numbers refer to displacement...in cc )

-Vivan

 

[Ilmater]

"funny funny joke"

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[DaFinn]

Hmm, for a story to be referred as a "joke" it usually should contain some funny elements = to be funny. A funny joke is an oxymoron... a funny funny joke is a double oxymoron.
Anyway, I find tis story lacking some of the elements that make a "joke".

 

Still waiting for the funny.