Call in Sick
Hung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey, boss I
not come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls his boss and says, "Hey, boss I
not come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife
and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel
better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great, I be at work soon.
You got nice house."
