Funny email I just got :)

[BigToque]

When you are sad...
I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue...
I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you are worried...
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick...
Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you smile...
I'll know you finally got laid.

When you fall...
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath; I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend.

 

[Tetsuo]

Haha, I like it

 

[Zim Hosein]

When you are confused...
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

Cheers Stefan :beer:

 

[azazyel]

Did you get the powerpoint version?

"A good friend will help you move.
A great friend will help you move a body"

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: azazyel
Did you get the powerpoint version?



"A good friend will help you move.

A great friend will help you move a body"

I got it with all the images, not in powerpoint.

 

[dquan97]

i like it