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Funny email at work

dquan97

Lifer
Background: I work for the state tax board.

Everyone in the whole dept received this "customer service tip of the week" email:

"Avoid Condensation

Don't ask debtors, "Do you understand?" or "Are you following me?" These questions may sound as if you are belittling them. Instead, when you want to find out if you are being understood, take the "you" out of the questions. For example, you could ask, "Did I explain that clearly?" or "Did I go into enough detail on that?" or "Is there anything I should go over again?" It is important not to sound condescending when speaking to debtors."


Emailed her back (and BCC a few coworkers):


Since condensation is unavoidable in this planet, I think you mean:

con·de·scen·sion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (knd-snshn)
n.
The act of condescending or an instance of it.
Patronizingly superior behavior or attitude.
instead of

con·den·sa·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kndn-sshn, -dn-)
n.
The act of condensing.
The state of being condensed.
A condensate.
An abridgement or shortening of something, especially of a written work or speech.
Physics.
The process by which a gas or vapor changes to a liquid.
The liquid so formed.
Chemistry. A chemical reaction in which water or another simple substance is released by the combination of two or more molecules.
Psychology. The process by which a single symbol or word is associated with the emotional content of several, not necessarily related, ideas, feelings, memories, or impulses, especially as expressed in dreams."
 
never good to point our your boss's stupidity. Perhaps you should have asked her to "explain herself more clearly" instead of "you are a stupid person." See how I removed the 'You?' Not so condensing.
 
Originally posted by: nater
Originally posted by: dquan97


It is important not to sound condescending when speaking to debtors."

looks like she got it right once. Probably just an accident

She probably copied/pasted the tip, and mistyped the title. She's a fellow coworker. I'm switching depts in a few days, so decided to go for it.
 
The content of the email is very pertinent. I'll pay attention to that, since I sometimes have to teach/show stuff. Replying with a dictionary definition is always offensive in a work environment.

I'd watch these BCC: copies, because they tend to show up in some obscure headers. Just got a reply to a message of mine, and I saw in the header of my message other recipients that should have been (so I thought) hidden.
 
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