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funny ebay auction
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the questions are priceless:
Q: I have a free range cock and he tends to get dirty. Would it be a problem if he got the box dirty?
Mar-29-06
A: Once you own her box, it's yours to do with as you please.
Q: Wazup G, MC_Ake here, I was wondering if UR wife's box can be used to store my ghetto-blaster?
Mar-29-06
A: Assumind that your ghetto-blaster is small enough.
Q: How heavy is your wifes box? I wouldnt want it falling over and breaking my cock in half.
Mar-29-06
A: Her box is VERY light, less than a pound!
Q: Does this box have any bad odeurs we should know about? I'd hate for my cock to smell.
Mar-29-06
A: She has kept her box maintained very well, in fact I would say it smells Spring time fresh!
Q: Has this box had anything other than a cock inside it or has it been used with any other items, including kitchen utensils and various vegatables
Mar-29-06
A: As far as I know other than the failed attemps of my cock the only other thing that's been in her box is a candle.
Q: how much is s/h to boca raton, fl 33431? by the way i love you
Mar-29-06
A: Priority mail is $4.05 to any of the lower 48. I love you too, but I do feel I need to see other people.
Q: There looks to be some staining in her box, there are no problems, with seapage or leaking from her box is there?
Mar-29-06
A: It's not really staining, it's more of a discoloration.
Q: Thanks for your earlier reply. The photos do not show the interior of the box, if you can assure me there are no signs of rot I may well be interested. Thanks for your time.
Mar-29-06
A: Her box does not show signs of rot at all.
Q: my cock is very messy. Would you say yor wifes box would contain this mess or does it leak
Mar-29-06
A: I would have to say I have not tried storing anything in her box. I would suggest not storing liquids in her box.
Q: im flying over to Wisconsin soon with my cock. Would it be possible to try to see if it will fit in your wifes box before i buy
Mar-29-06
A: I don't see any harm in that.
Q: Will you be putting your wife's can for sale? I do rather like the sound of it.
Mar-29-06
A: I might. or I might just ship her can with her box, you never know!
Q: I'm very dubious about paying good money for what amounts to a second hand box. Has it had a lot of wear and tear? Also are all the folding flaps still firmly attached? Thanks.
Mar-29-06
A: As you can see from the pictures, her box is in nice shape and yes the flaps are firmly attached.
Q: English. The flaps of your wifes box look ok in the picture. Can you tell me if they all tuck in properly when its closed or are the a bit tatty
Mar-29-06
A: All flaps on her box are in great shape and fold nicely.
Q: English again! If i am the winning bidder and you ship your wifes box to the UK how will it be packaged. I would hate for it to get dammaged or abused on its way to me or i should find that some one else has been inside your wifes box as my cock is particular where he goes
Mar-29-06
A: Her box will be packed tight, for whoever wins it.
Q: Hi its english again. The dimensions you gave me of your wifes box are quite tight and i also think my cock will be too big. However i have a couple of friends who both have small cocks so do you think your wifes box could accomodate 2 smaller cocks?
Mar-29-06
A: I don't see that being a problem, as long as they are small enough cocks.
Q: Perhaps you can try putting your cock in to the box when it isnt excited?
Mar-29-06
A: As you can see by the picture my cock is pretty stiff. I have never known it to get any softer.
Q: Can you confirm this box is her front box or her dirt box?
Mar-29-06
A: As far as I can tell there is no dirt in her box, and I beleive there has never been any in there.
Q: how big is your cock? i have a 10 inch one and i was wondering if i can fit mine is that box... otherwise i would have to keep looking for something bigger.....
Mar-29-06
A: My cock is about 30 inches, around and about 9 inches at the base and about 6 inches at the head.
Q: Do you ship to the UK at all? Our boxes over here don't tend to be as nice as the way your one looks?
Mar-29-06
A: Shipping to the UK will be about $4.10 US for economy.
Q: Hi, Please can you send me the measurements both internal and exteral of the box.. I also have a cock i would like to try and fit in the box. Any help would be much appreachated. Cheers.
Mar-29-06
A: It measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 both wide and deep, give or take a little. These are outside measurements.
Q: how big is your cock? i have a 10 inch one and i was wondering if i can fit mine is that box... otherwise i would have to keep looking for something bigger.....
Mar-29-06
A: My cock is about 30 inches, around and about 9 inches at the base and about 6 inches at the head.
Q: Do you ship to the UK at all? Our boxes over here don't tend to be as nice as the way your one looks?
Mar-29-06
A: Shipping to the UK will be about $4.10 US for economy.
Q: Hi, Please can you send me the measurements both internal and exteral of the box.. I also have a cock i would like to try and fit in the box. Any help would be much appreachated. Cheers.
Mar-29-06
A: It measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 both wide and deep, give or take a little. These are outside measurements.
Q: Looking at the picture, it seems like your cock might just about fit in your wife's box - it's the foliage at the bottom that is really getting in the way! Why don't you try trimming the bush around the base of your cock?
Mar-29-06
A: It's an optical illusion, and besides who puts a cock in bush first? When trying the proper way my cock will not go in past the head.
Q: I don't think you can legally sell your wife's box. Only she can sell it.
Mar-29-06
A: Actually I can, we both own it and she gave me permission.
Q: Hi. I am interested in your wifes box. I am in England. We have chickens here not cocks. My girlfriends box is the right sized for my chicken but i chocked my chicken last night and am thinking of gettin a bigger cock. Can you give me the dimensions of your wifes box so i know what size cock i need to fit it. Also would you ship your wifes box to the uk and how much would your wifes box cost to ship?
Mar-29-06
A: Her box measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 inches deep and wide. To ship it to the UK would be about $4.10 for economy.
Q: hey try putting some lubricant/vaseline all around the inside of box, ur cock may slip in a lot easier i think.
Mar-29-06
A: We have thought of this, however it would make quite a mess of her box.
Q: is there any other holes like around the back where you can get your wife drunk and then stick your cock in ?
Mar-29-06
A: Interesting suggestion. She does also have a can that I've tried to put my cock in, but after a while it became tiring for both of us.
Q: If you have only tried to use it once, and it would not fit, you may not be doing it right. A good cock packer would know that the box must be prepared correctly or damage may occur. I wouldn't want you to find another box that fit too loosely and then want your wife's box back, after I have paid for it.
Mar-28-06
A: Anyone can obviously see that the only way for my cock to fit would be to fold it, as her box will only stretch so far. Folding my cock will only end up in mt cock being split and I do not want that. I like my cock just the way it is. Thank you
Q: Would you consider putting your cock up for auction as well? I'm really as interested in your cock as I am in your wife's box... and to be able to have both at the same time would be terrific.
Mar-28-06
A: I don't know, I'm pretty attached to my cock, have been for years, but I guess if the price was right I might part with it.
Q: how fresh it the box? I mean does it smell at all? I'd hate to get working on your wife's box, if your cock made a mess in it trying to get in.
Mar-27-06
A: Actually her box is in pretty good shape, I only tried to put my cock in it once before I took the picture. She has kept it maintained very well, in fact I would say it smells Spring time fresh!
Q: I have a free range cock and he tends to get dirty. Would it be a problem if he got the box dirty?
Mar-29-06
A: Once you own her box, it's yours to do with as you please.
Q: Wazup G, MC_Ake here, I was wondering if UR wife's box can be used to store my ghetto-blaster?
Mar-29-06
A: Assumind that your ghetto-blaster is small enough.
Q: How heavy is your wifes box? I wouldnt want it falling over and breaking my cock in half.
Mar-29-06
A: Her box is VERY light, less than a pound!
Q: Does this box have any bad odeurs we should know about? I'd hate for my cock to smell.
Mar-29-06
A: She has kept her box maintained very well, in fact I would say it smells Spring time fresh!
Q: Has this box had anything other than a cock inside it or has it been used with any other items, including kitchen utensils and various vegatables
Mar-29-06
A: As far as I know other than the failed attemps of my cock the only other thing that's been in her box is a candle.
Q: how much is s/h to boca raton, fl 33431? by the way i love you
Mar-29-06
A: Priority mail is $4.05 to any of the lower 48. I love you too, but I do feel I need to see other people.
Q: There looks to be some staining in her box, there are no problems, with seapage or leaking from her box is there?
Mar-29-06
A: It's not really staining, it's more of a discoloration.
Q: Thanks for your earlier reply. The photos do not show the interior of the box, if you can assure me there are no signs of rot I may well be interested. Thanks for your time.
Mar-29-06
A: Her box does not show signs of rot at all.
Q: my cock is very messy. Would you say yor wifes box would contain this mess or does it leak
Mar-29-06
A: I would have to say I have not tried storing anything in her box. I would suggest not storing liquids in her box.
Q: im flying over to Wisconsin soon with my cock. Would it be possible to try to see if it will fit in your wifes box before i buy
Mar-29-06
A: I don't see any harm in that.
Q: Will you be putting your wife's can for sale? I do rather like the sound of it.
Mar-29-06
A: I might. or I might just ship her can with her box, you never know!
Q: I'm very dubious about paying good money for what amounts to a second hand box. Has it had a lot of wear and tear? Also are all the folding flaps still firmly attached? Thanks.
Mar-29-06
A: As you can see from the pictures, her box is in nice shape and yes the flaps are firmly attached.
Q: English. The flaps of your wifes box look ok in the picture. Can you tell me if they all tuck in properly when its closed or are the a bit tatty
Mar-29-06
A: All flaps on her box are in great shape and fold nicely.
Q: English again! If i am the winning bidder and you ship your wifes box to the UK how will it be packaged. I would hate for it to get dammaged or abused on its way to me or i should find that some one else has been inside your wifes box as my cock is particular where he goes
Mar-29-06
A: Her box will be packed tight, for whoever wins it.
Q: Hi its english again. The dimensions you gave me of your wifes box are quite tight and i also think my cock will be too big. However i have a couple of friends who both have small cocks so do you think your wifes box could accomodate 2 smaller cocks?
Mar-29-06
A: I don't see that being a problem, as long as they are small enough cocks.
Q: Perhaps you can try putting your cock in to the box when it isnt excited?
Mar-29-06
A: As you can see by the picture my cock is pretty stiff. I have never known it to get any softer.
Q: Can you confirm this box is her front box or her dirt box?
Mar-29-06
A: As far as I can tell there is no dirt in her box, and I beleive there has never been any in there.
Q: how big is your cock? i have a 10 inch one and i was wondering if i can fit mine is that box... otherwise i would have to keep looking for something bigger.....
Mar-29-06
A: My cock is about 30 inches, around and about 9 inches at the base and about 6 inches at the head.
Q: Do you ship to the UK at all? Our boxes over here don't tend to be as nice as the way your one looks?
Mar-29-06
A: Shipping to the UK will be about $4.10 US for economy.
Q: Hi, Please can you send me the measurements both internal and exteral of the box.. I also have a cock i would like to try and fit in the box. Any help would be much appreachated. Cheers.
Mar-29-06
A: It measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 both wide and deep, give or take a little. These are outside measurements.
Q: how big is your cock? i have a 10 inch one and i was wondering if i can fit mine is that box... otherwise i would have to keep looking for something bigger.....
Mar-29-06
A: My cock is about 30 inches, around and about 9 inches at the base and about 6 inches at the head.
Q: Do you ship to the UK at all? Our boxes over here don't tend to be as nice as the way your one looks?
Mar-29-06
A: Shipping to the UK will be about $4.10 US for economy.
Q: Hi, Please can you send me the measurements both internal and exteral of the box.. I also have a cock i would like to try and fit in the box. Any help would be much appreachated. Cheers.
Mar-29-06
A: It measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 both wide and deep, give or take a little. These are outside measurements.
Q: Looking at the picture, it seems like your cock might just about fit in your wife's box - it's the foliage at the bottom that is really getting in the way! Why don't you try trimming the bush around the base of your cock?
Mar-29-06
A: It's an optical illusion, and besides who puts a cock in bush first? When trying the proper way my cock will not go in past the head.
Q: I don't think you can legally sell your wife's box. Only she can sell it.
Mar-29-06
A: Actually I can, we both own it and she gave me permission.
Q: Hi. I am interested in your wifes box. I am in England. We have chickens here not cocks. My girlfriends box is the right sized for my chicken but i chocked my chicken last night and am thinking of gettin a bigger cock. Can you give me the dimensions of your wifes box so i know what size cock i need to fit it. Also would you ship your wifes box to the uk and how much would your wifes box cost to ship?
Mar-29-06
A: Her box measures about 6 inches tall and 4 3/4 inches deep and wide. To ship it to the UK would be about $4.10 for economy.
Q: hey try putting some lubricant/vaseline all around the inside of box, ur cock may slip in a lot easier i think.
Mar-29-06
A: We have thought of this, however it would make quite a mess of her box.
Q: is there any other holes like around the back where you can get your wife drunk and then stick your cock in ?
Mar-29-06
A: Interesting suggestion. She does also have a can that I've tried to put my cock in, but after a while it became tiring for both of us.
Q: If you have only tried to use it once, and it would not fit, you may not be doing it right. A good cock packer would know that the box must be prepared correctly or damage may occur. I wouldn't want you to find another box that fit too loosely and then want your wife's box back, after I have paid for it.
Mar-28-06
A: Anyone can obviously see that the only way for my cock to fit would be to fold it, as her box will only stretch so far. Folding my cock will only end up in mt cock being split and I do not want that. I like my cock just the way it is. Thank you
Q: Would you consider putting your cock up for auction as well? I'm really as interested in your cock as I am in your wife's box... and to be able to have both at the same time would be terrific.
Mar-28-06
A: I don't know, I'm pretty attached to my cock, have been for years, but I guess if the price was right I might part with it.
Q: how fresh it the box? I mean does it smell at all? I'd hate to get working on your wife's box, if your cock made a mess in it trying to get in.
Mar-27-06
A: Actually her box is in pretty good shape, I only tried to put my cock in it once before I took the picture. She has kept it maintained very well, in fact I would say it smells Spring time fresh!
CorCentral
Banned
Anyone else notice that the Auction ends APR 1'st?
APRIL FOOLS MF'ers! **LMAO**
APRIL FOOLS MF'ers! **LMAO**
drinkmorejava
Diamond Member
rofl, saved for future reference.
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