Funny computer sayings

[vektor]

Hey what are the funniest computer related sayings you know.Ok ill start.
Im gonna download my fist into your face.
this ones ok.Whos next?

 

[Platypus]

wow :Q

 

[perry]

One of my friends, who was in Georgia Tech's CS grad school at the time, had a conversation with a non-CS girl...

Her: "What are we going to do tonight?"
Him: "I dunno, we'll figure it out at run time."

Then he slapped himself when he realized what he said and how much of a geek he sounded like.

 

[vektor]

lol.thats a good one.






...it really must be getting late.

 

[dhslammer]

E.B.K.A.C. (pronounced: eb-kak) acronym for "Error between keyboard and chair" when refering the 1) error produced by a very stupid user 2) simple, often overlooked human created mistake 3)diagnostic technical term used my IT professionals.

Often heard from IT techs.

"I figured out the problem with Jon Smith's email, it was EBKAC" which is met with knowing and apologetic gazes from coworkers.

 

[ViperMagic]

my frined asked me this once..
"How many MBs (Say Emm Bee ess) of RAM (are a em) does your Mobo hold?"
and he says GB, MB, RAM, any acrynym in its component lettters.. very annoying

 

[BruinGuy]

Well the common but funny I D ten T error, when refering to users, similar to dhslammer's, but when written out you get ID10T, which is what the user often is.