Comments made on US television during the Olympics:
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over
their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
This one is hilarious:
Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during
her warm up and it was amazing."
2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I
once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them
really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over
their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of
the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."
This one is hilarious:
Tennis commentator:
"One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and
kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"
