Funny Chatlog Between Myself and a Coworker

MithShrike

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[22:58] mithshrike: i was listening to a l1's call near me
[22:58] mithshrike: the cu said he had a ati radeon wireless card
[22:58] ndyclrk: sweet!
[22:58] ndyclrk: did he have the 128 mb or 256 mb version?
[22:59] mithshrike: i think he had a 64
[22:59] ndyclrk: sh!tty
[22:59] mithshrike: didnt sound like it was going very fast
[22:59] ndyclrk: prolly the crappi pci version
[22:59] mithshrike: or old school agp
[22:59] mithshrike: radeon 1
[22:59] ndyclrk: gotta have the agp version to get decent throughput
[22:59] mithshrike: freaking a
[23:00] mithshrike: altho the new 256 card are using pci e
[23:00] mithshrike: so im guessing you could get gigabit wireless pretty easily
[23:01] ndyclrk: of course!
[23:01] ndyclrk: nvidia is coming out with it q4!
[23:01] mithshrike: holy crap!
[23:01] mithshrike: with a 1 mile range?
[23:01] ndyclrk: yeah, and it's based on a 1.21 GW flux capacitor interface
[23:02] mithshrike: high jiggawatts on that microwave transmitter?
[23:03] ndyclrk: the flux capacitor converts it to the 2.4 GHz range
[23:03] ndyclrk: kind of like putting your thumb over the end of the hose
[23:03] mithshrike: yeargh
[23:04] ndyclrk: backwards compatible with b, g, and n
[23:04] mithshrike: ah
[23:04] mithshrike: what about a?>
[23:04] ndyclrk: 802.11n, a standard obsolete before release
[23:04] mithshrike: dangit
[23:04] mithshrike: i have sooooo many a adapters
[23:08] mithshrike: man that mile radius from my nvidia pci express router would be sooo sweet
[23:09] mithshrike: i wonder if ati would release something with packet compression
[23:09] mithshrike: or pbcc
[23:09] mithshrike: something to compete
[23:10] ndyclrk: bah, they'll come up with some retarded overheating product with a built-in tv-tuner
[23:10] mithshrike: yeah
[23:13] mithshrike: i wonder...
[23:13] mithshrike: would sli improve my wireless performance...
[23:14] ndyclrk: no, you need to think like the ricers
[23:14] ndyclrk: put go-fast stickers on your router and laptop
[23:14] ndyclrk: it will work much better then
[23:14] mithshrike: ah
[23:14] mithshrike: i c
[23:15] mithshrike: so if i put all kinds of nvidia case badges on my computer and the router it would go 50% faster?
[23:15] ndyclrk: well, it's directly proportional to the percentage of the surface area covered by stickers
[23:16] ndyclrk: you have to vary the stickers, to include competing products, tho
[23:16] mithshrike: yeah
[23:16] mithshrike: y's that?
[23:16] ndyclrk: an oversized wing would probably help, and a fartcan muffler
[23:16] mithshrike: ah
[23:16] mithshrike: so like a giant fan duct with a small piece of plastic hitting the fan
[23:17] mithshrike: that would improve my wireless?
[23:17] ndyclrk: you're getting the idea
[23:17] mithshrike: ok ok
[23:17] mithshrike: so i get like 8100 and 5 stickers of nvidia and then like 3500 amd stickers and just paste them on my computer
[23:17] mithshrike: then put that fan duct on it
[23:18] mithshrike: and i SHOULD get like 200% better performance
[23:18] ndyclrk: obviously
[23:18] mithshrike: excellent
[23:18] mithshrike: now im gonna start ebaying like crazy
[23:18] mithshrike: and i gotta find that fan duct kit
 

EmperorIQ

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neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddds

sounds like a long conversation I would have too =(