Funny blonde joke

[Phokus]

There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this
note.

"I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind
the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde"

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home.

The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a
brown bag, behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note... "Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!"

 

[LordMaul]

Mwauhahaha. I have to admit, though, it was funnier when I heard it in 6th grade.

 

[jfall]

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......

- she called me to get my phone number.


- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."


- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.


- she got stabbed in a shoot-out.


- she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."


- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.


- she sat on the TV and watched the couch.


- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.


- she tried to drown a fish.


- she thought a quarterback was a refund.


- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


- if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.


- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.


- under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


- she tripped over a cordless phone.


- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


- at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"...she put Sagittarius."


- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


- it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.


- if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.


- she studied for a blood test.


- she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.


- she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.


- she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.


- she sold the car for gas money.


- when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.


- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.


- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.


- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.


- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

 

[stev0]

- she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

LOL!

 

[ElFenix]

heheheh ransom

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: jfall
- she tried to drown a fish.

Hey my Snapple cap today said that it was possible to do this.