so, im out at the bar with some friends. we're sitting at a table, and its pretty packed in the place. this dude is standing next to me, and im about eye level with his ass b/c our table is pretty low. all of a sudden he turns around really quickly and gives this surprised look, then casually, but quickly strolls away. a few seconds later i realize what happened. the mf'er ripped a huge fart right by my head. I wanted to be pissed, but it was too damn funny. i think we've all ripped a fart at the bar, and thought no one would know, but he didnt realize i was sitting right behind him. what a jackas$