Funny bad news joke..

[Papagayo]

This guy goes to the doctor for an annual check up. The doctor
comes out and says, "Do you want the bad news or the really bad
news?"
The man says, "Give me the really bad news."

"Well," says the doctor, "you?ve got cancer."

"Damn," replies the man. "What?s the bad news?"

"You also have Alzheimer?s disease," says the doctor.

"Whew," says the man, "good thing it?s not cancer."

 

[Aharami]

a mere heh

 

[chowmein]

:thumbsup:

small chuckle

 

[KillyKillall]

got a small chuckle from me.

 

[waggy]

meh. got a chuckle

 

[Gurck]

Hehe

 

[Mojoed]

Got a smile outta me, not bad.

 

[bigrash]

lol

 

[Mucho]

Dear god

 

[cjgallen]

LOL

 

[CStan]

This reminded me of The Animaniacs, when they did there good idea, bad idea skits. ie Good idea: Whistling while you work Bad idea: Whistling while you eat. Man i loved those.

 

[thomsbrain]

snicker

 

[jadinolf]

It's chuckle- able.

 

[Rock Hydra]

Hehe

 

[BrokenVisage]

I heh'd.

 

[chuckywang]

I don't get it....wouldn't this joke be funnier if it was bad news first, then really bad news?

EDIT: I get it. He forgot the doctor told them he has cancer cause he has Alzheimer's.

 

[KarenMarie]

4/10

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
snicker

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: chowmein
:thumbsup:

small chuckle

 

[jelkukipik]

5/10

 

[Amdiggidy]

Originally posted by: CStan
This reminded me of The Animaniacs, when they did there good idea, bad idea skits. ie Good idea: Whistling while you work Bad idea: Whistling while you eat. Man i loved those.

amen.

 

[cain]

chuckled... but the punchline was kind of predictable, and i don't like predictable funny

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: Mucho
Dear god

 

[ezland00]

not too bad i'll give you a 7/10

 

[Brutuskend]

:thumbsup: