Funny Away Messages

[Scarpozzi]

Originally posted by: Afro000Dude

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
If you were homework, I'd be doing you on my desk.

One of my friends uses that one, but it's "If you were homework, you would be hard and I weould be doing you on my desk for hours."

I hope your friend is a female. :Q

 

[imported_vr6]

you misunderestimated me.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: Buttzilla

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
Like a Fat girl playing dodgeball....I'm out!

hahaha, i've seen that one before.

the girl or the quote?

 

[Pudgygiant]

My friend had one that mocked the people that do it with answering machines... "hello? what? huh? oh yeah, I'm not here, leave a message". It was amusing at first.

 

[mchammer187]

this porn isn't gonna download itself

 

[fatalbert]

Even if you go to hell, your liver will go to heaven just for putting up with you.

this is one of my favorites, its something a friend said about me

 

[Kyteland]

"I just bumped a 3 month old thread on AT. Aren't I sooooo cool?"

:roll:

 

[rh71]

I'm working - giving 100%:
13% Monday
22% Tuesday
26% Wednesday
35% Thursday
4% Friday

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: Kyteland
"I just bumped a 3 month old thread on AT. Aren't I sooooo cool?"

:roll:

i just thought of a funny away msg

and didn't want people to scream repost by making a funny away msg thread

:roll:

 

[SWScorch]

A friend will call you in Jail. A good friend will visit you in Jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in Jail saying..."THAT WAS AWESOME!"


collecting bottles and cans really takes its toll on the body, so I decided to become a computer lab monitor!

(@ work)


consciousness: that annoying time between naps


I'm on strike. No more talking to you until you give in to my demands. I want a pony.


I'm taking a shower

Aha! You just thought of me naked! Mwahahaha 😛


Not at my desk now, be back before you can say Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Rub a dub dub, this stud's in the Tub!!!

 

[Argo]

I've seen:

Please wait...


In case you don't know, while AIM is retriving away message it displays Please wait... This does wonders on people who check others away messages.