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Funny Amazon Reviews

Clearly doesn't know what they are talking about:

Now it's true that a lot of rap fans hate rock and vice versa, unlike those people though I have diverse musical tastes. I like this, but also like rock music like Ashlee Simpson and Blink 182. I consider myself an open minded person when it comes to music, so you can trust my reviews. Now I don't quite have the poet's soul of the other 5 star reviews here, so I'll do my best.

THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!
THIS ALBUM SOLD 11 MILLION COPIES LOL!

...and that means it's great. Remember, musical quality is measured in how many albums are sold. This means G-Unit are better than pozer bands like Symphony X or Pain Of Salvation. Because they sell more albums. Get it.
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If you are 12 and mentally retarded, you MIGHT think his reviews have the slightest hint of amusement
 
Here are the two responses he gave to negitive feedback, the black tar heroin one cracked me up when I first read it:

Sorry If you dont support your troops at war but i was in tactical training.
Buyer ae13bravo ( 25Feedback score is 10 to 49) May-06-04 21:21 3072784010
Reply by mizzelphug: Since i'm a mind reader i should have known this, bullet catcher. SeaBees Rule Jun-08-04 17:03

Got the fenders beat up. Not packaged just put on a skid without any protection
Buyer johne97 ( 17Feedback score is 10 to 49) Apr-07-04 07:36 2457684741
Reply by mizzelphug: Buyer eats babies and smokes black tar heroin. I wouldn't trust his judgement.

Other funny ones that stuck out:

Reply by mizzelphug: I filled the bike with cocaine and you helped traffic it!! Just kiddin' or am I?

Great seller, A+ would do business with again!!
Reply by mizzelphug: I'll hold you to that. The next time i put an item up, you better buy it from me

Reply by mizzelphug: Great for all your VHS bootlegging needs but you're a reseller anyway

Reply by mizzelphug: just like a drug dealer, you got me hooked on your product at a low price...

fast shipping A+ ++++++++++++++++++
Reply by mizzelphug: I wasn't aware that shipping had polarity. Positively charged at that.

Reply by mizzelphug: the RanDOM capITALiZatioN mEAnS theRE's LoVE in eVeRY ITem soLD!!

nice cars. THANX!!!!
Reply by mizzelphug: 80 characters to use but you went for an "X" in lieu of "KS" in "THANKS"... nice

smooth transaction. thanks!!!!!!
Reply by mizzelphug: Not as smooth as the transaction i just had with a wet porcelain chair.

Reply by mizzelphug: I used to make that toy hump my other toys when i was younger. Enjoy.
 
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