Funny alcohol stories

[DanJ]

I was sitting at my dorm desk one night after my roommate got obliterated. He was laying in bed, got up, walked to our dresser, opened one of the lower drawers (not mine). Start pissing in them. I said "Hey, uh, what are you doing?". His reply "taking a piss."

So, he then finished, and went and flushed the toilet in the bathroom, and went to bed.

I slept in my suitemates room and locked his ass out.

But, it was hilarious.

Whatcha'll got?

 

[CattyKathy]

Hey, that sounds EXACTLY what my brother's friend's roommate did when they were still in college.

Are you making that up or are u my brother's friend or you've just heard of it?

 

[DanJ]

LOL. Nope, true story, maybe it's just a popular drunk thing to do.

 

[rgwalt]

I picked some strunk friend up from a party, and they promptly started singing "I'm proud to be an American".

One night while drinking with friends, the RA showed up. I had shaved half my beard (right side of face) earlier that evening. She asked if she interupted my shaving, and I said no. She then asked if I was drinking... hrmmmmm.

Damn I'm tired... these stories are suck... time for bed.

 

[Jfur]

my brother turns ****BRIGHT RED**** (not pink) when he has anything to drink. we call him... the Lobster

 

[DanJ]

Who was the first person to decide that they should try to eat a lobster.

I mean the things are just freaky looking.

 

[amnesiac]

Last summer I was at Lake Powell and had about 16 shots..mostly tequila but some schnapps thrown in for good measure. I picked up a bottle of everclear, took mouthfuls of it, and using a camp lighter, started blowing fireballs around the beach. That was fun.

 

[Jfur]

<< Who was the first person to decide that they should try to eat a lobster.

I mean the things are just freaky looking. >>



one of my brother's girlfriends, around age 14, i think

 

[DanJ]

DANG!

 

[ChickenMessiah]

My town is so redneckish that the only thing the high school kids drink are Keystones. So I prefer Coronas and get made fun of. WTF

 

[DanJ]

Anyone heard of &quot;WhoBar&quot;? (dunno about the spelling).

It's dirt cheap, bottles are made from recycled bottles. Very cheap, dark beer, high alcohol content.

Perfect for college

 

[BatmanNate]

<<

<< Who was the first person to decide that they should try to eat a lobster.

I mean the things are just freaky looking. >>



one of my brother's girlfriends, around age 14, i think >>



i think that's the hardest I've laughed all night.......no, wait, I saw Joe Dirt Earlier and the part where the dog's balls freeze to the porch is just TOO funny.

!!!

 

[woodly6]

<< i think that's the hardest I've laughed all night.......no, wait, I saw Joe Dirt Earlier and the part where the dog's balls freeze to the porch is just TOO funny. >>



How bout when she runs out with the hedge clippers!

 

[MrBond]

The first weekend we were at school, someone projectile vomited all over the bathroom, getting it in three of the four stalls, AND the urinal. My roomate got uneasy at the mention of it, so I always suspected him. So, on nights when I knew he was going to get really drunk, I locked him out. He wasn't going to be vomiting on MY stuff.

I'm so glad I'm not living with him this semester...