Funny advertising....I didn't know an Anandtecher was in charge of Visiontek's marketing campaign??!!

[Jmman]

I just got this cheap new video card, and I was looking at the back of the box. Kind of got a chuckle out of it........


"Xstasy 9100 says BIATCH, GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH!"



link

 

[pulse8]

WTF?? :beer:

 

[MercenaryForHire]

That's nothing. Look at their website.

Edit - direct link

XTASY 9100 128MB

Available in 128MB or 64MB, PCI or AGP

ASS KICK'n graphics performance
XTASY 9100, powered by ATI's RADEON 9100 VPU with128MB or 64MB DDR memory gives BITCH'N EYE CANDY! TRUFORM technology makes stuff more rounded and natural-like, while HYPER Z? II saves bandwidth for better performance in your more demanding sit-e'ations ATI's SMOOTHVISION, anti-aliasing, kicks the CRAP out of visual distortion resulting in smoother looking images. HI-RES 32-bit, 3D gaming up to 2048x1536 means when 'intense applications' come out to play, XTASY 9100 says: "BI-A-TCH! GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH!!"

FREAK'N COOL Visual Effects
SMARTSHADER uses DirectX® 8.1 for AWESOME lighting effects. The 9100 supports DirectX® 8.1 and OpenGL® 1.3. ATI's CHARISMA ENGINE II fronts 'Transformation and Lighting' (T&L) at 62.5 million triangles per second. PIXEL TAPESTRY II, 3D rendering engine, powers an unbelievable 2.4 gigatexels/second for awesome fill rates at 32-bit HI-RES.

TAPP'n in to TWO Monitors & DVD
ATI's HYDRAVISION supports ol'school CRT monitors and flat panels, while VIDEO IMMERSION II enables integration of UNBELIEVABLE digital video stuff, including advanced de-interlacing for FREAK'N AWESOME video quality. YOU JUST connect to a digital flat panel and dig crisper images and ease yo' eyestrain pain!

Someone kill them now.

- M4H

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
That's nothing. Look at their website.

Edit - direct link

XTASY 9100 128MB

Available in 128MB or 64MB, PCI or AGP

ASS KICK'n graphics performance
XTASY 9100, powered by ATI's RADEON 9100 VPU with128MB or 64MB DDR memory gives BITCH'N EYE CANDY! TRUFORM technology makes stuff more rounded and natural-like, while HYPER Z? II saves bandwidth for better performance in your more demanding sit-e'ations ATI's SMOOTHVISION, anti-aliasing, kicks the CRAP out of visual distortion resulting in smoother looking images. HI-RES 32-bit, 3D gaming up to 2048x1536 means when 'intense applications' come out to play, XTASY 9100 says: "BI-A-TCH! GO MAKE ME A SAMWICH!!"

FREAK'N COOL Visual Effects
SMARTSHADER uses DirectX® 8.1 for AWESOME lighting effects. The 9100 supports DirectX® 8.1 and OpenGL® 1.3. ATI's CHARISMA ENGINE II fronts 'Transformation and Lighting' (T&L) at 62.5 million triangles per second. PIXEL TAPESTRY II, 3D rendering engine, powers an unbelievable 2.4 gigatexels/second for awesome fill rates at 32-bit HI-RES.

TAPP'n in to TWO Monitors & DVD
ATI's HYDRAVISION supports ol'school CRT monitors and flat panels, while VIDEO IMMERSION II enables integration of UNBELIEVABLE digital video stuff, including advanced de-interlacing for FREAK'N AWESOME video quality. YOU JUST connect to a digital flat panel and dig crisper images and ease yo' eyestrain pain!

Someone kill them now.

- M4H

At least it's in understandable english ...go to the Epox site and you'll now what i mean

 

[y00ycdz]

Haha.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Is this company just trying to be cool and cheeky?

 

[no0b]

omfg these video card companies (3rd party and 2nd party) have sunken to a new low.

 

[silverpig]

Sounds like Cartman.

 

[Cerb]

Repost

 

[Chaotic42]

Meh, it's not any worse than some of the manuals I have.

"For supreme video card happiness, it is must to make sure card slides to motherboard immensely"