Funniest think you've done/seen others do while drunk.

[Martin]

With pics if possible.


For me, it was last summer. Me and some friends started drinking at around 7 and kept going til about 3 (and since this was not in Canada, going down the 24hour convinece store to get extra liquor was not a problem). At one point I had trouble opening a fresh bottole of vodka, so my friend takes it and says "i'lll open it for you". The guy then goes to the windowsill, smashes the bottle's neck and hands me back the bottle (with sharp glass shards sticking out and lots of little pieces in the drink) and says "here ya go". Good thing I wasn't drunk enough to drink that

 

[WhiteWonder]

I just throw up and stuff.

 

[TallBill]

omfg cool! rox0r! wowowow! awseomenator!

 

[yllus]

A friend of mine did the robot to Shania Twain's "I Feel Like A Woman" in a bar. That was spectacular.

 

[DurocShark]

Not so much drunk, but...

In high school a couple friends took acid tabs when we went to the beach. I told them that seagulls exploded if you get too close... They spent an hour running from every bird that got near 'em.

Then they were walking on Huntington Pier and I yelled up to them to come down, just a little jump. They nearly did.. . I stopped messing with them after that. :Q

 

Endless amounts of things.

Climbing on the roof of buildings and throwing urine soaked snowballs at people leaving the pretentious gayclub.
Hardwood floor diving.

 

[Zugzwang152]

ho boy. i hope my friends don't see this.

 

[JoeKing]

I was sitting at an outdoor college kegger watching a group of sorority foo foo girls chatting in a circle. Almost all of them at one point or another turned her dainty little head to the side, excusing herself from the converstation of course, and proceeded to stick her finger down her throat and barf up what looked like a gallon of beer. And then proceed to resume the converstation now able to drink more beer.


oh yeah me and a bunch of friends pissed off the third floor of a downtown parking garage...... at 10pm at night...... on saturday..... onto a cop car below

 

[Ikonomi]

When my friend collapsed at our July 4th party last year and made a noise like a buffalo or something, and fell over on the couch and then landed under the sofa bed that had just been set up.

It's not funny without the noise and the action, but I'm cracking up remembering that.

Either that or when the same friend fell asleep on the stairs at the same beach house... Or fell asleep on the beach and swallowed a bunch of sand... Or...

 

[nodoubts2k]

one of my friends fell onto the subway tracks. it was hilarious. (no trains were coming - obviously)


Edit: I peed off of the 29th story balcony of someone's apartment.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Once in the middle of the night my friends and I went to the sorority houses and pissed on their doorknobs.

 

[ROTC1983]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
ho boy. i hope my friends don't see this.

LOL, I am sooo interested in making fun of you, but I think I will lay off

 

[MrDingleDangle]

my friend pissed out of the second floor balcony...onto the porch underneath were people were chilling

not the funniest, just the latest

 

[jim1976]

Man I can remember endless thingz ... but what we were doing most of the times,during summer in the islands here in Greece, was to take chains and lock 2 or 3 motorbikes together.
Then we waited for the owners to come and we laughed our asses off from our rooms.

Take me drunk I'm home!!

 

[mitchafi]

my friend was drunk as hell at some random house party and would go up to strangers and say, "hey! who the f*** are you!" Their were some pretty big dudes too not just girls... Later that night he was looking for any liquor he could get his hands on and picked up a dusty old wine bottle on top of a bookshelf and started chugging...until he realized it was candle oil and threw the bottle on a nearby leather couch. The oil was blue and completely destroyed the couch. We left shortly thereafter