Funniest Sh!t I heard during College Orientation (Bash him at will!!!)

[CuriousAndy]

Some graphic design professor (read: idiot) said this during my orientation over the summer 2 years ago.

"Here we are at the department of fine arts and graphic design. This is our computer lab, we just invested in new set of Mac G4s (or whatever they are) They're 300Mhz in speed.. which is equalvant to 800Mhz in PC"

I was gonna jump that idiot and smack him in the head. I'm really frustrated now due to extreme amount of homework (im done now though) and the thought of this just makes me mad even more.

please bash him at your will, bash away now! make me laugh :disgust:

~andy <---stressed, frustrated, needs to sleep yet not tired.

 

[Geforcekj]

why did you post this?

 

[pillage2001]

<< why did you post this? >>



stressed, frustrated, needs to sleep yet not tired.

 

[kikokam]

2 years ago eh? hey at least you're done with your homework! i still have tons and studying to do.... but then it's before midnight where i'm at so I still have a whole night
so how much more idiotic is your prof?? any other stories? (you know you've got stories about him, just type 'em, you ain't sleeping anyway)

 

[CuriousAndy]

This another professor, it was Comp Art I.. teaching Adobe Photoshop.. he's an idiot too, I swear... he's so sluggish and pauses into oblivion whenever I (or anyone) ask him questions.

one time, i asked about Path finding in photoshop and he said.. "good question... I'll get back to you.." and he never did

I swear, it really ticks me off to see such idiotic professors.. I mean I pay thousands and thousands of dollars for tuition and I run into idiots like these...

it really makes me mad (not only now cuz im stressed) I swear I know more about photoshop than he does. but im paying to get education from that idiot while he gets paid...

~andy lkasjdflksajdflaksfjls (bear with me, I'm venting out)

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

<< 2 years ago >>

They had 800MHz two years ago open to the common market?? :Q

 

[CuriousAndy]

oh wait, last year i meant, i got confused

 

[kikokam]

<< This another professor, it was Comp Art I.. teaching Adobe Photoshop.. he's an idiot too, I swear... he's so sluggish and pauses into oblivion whenever I (or anyone) ask him questions.

one time, i asked about Path finding in photoshop and he said.. "good question... I'll get back to you.." and he never did

I swear, it really ticks me off to see such idiotic professors.. I mean I pay thousands and thousands of dollars for tuition and I run into idiots like these...

it really makes me mad (not only now cuz im stressed) I swear I know more about photoshop than he does. but im paying to get education from that idiot while he gets paid...

~andy lkasjdflksajdflaksfjls (bear with me, I'm venting out) >>


yes yes yes i hate those profs who do that... i have one right now teaching us cisco... he would say this and that and then say "but i'm not even sure why they do that but that's their standards" ya-da-ya-da-ya... it's like they're not sure why this is so and yet they still teach it to us, and yet when we counterstrike them with questions they just say the famous I Don't Know. i can get paid doing that too...