Funniest Real Names You've Heard

[sillymofo]

Very common name, but does have a very bad underlying meaning:

Anita... now think of this in

Anita Johnson
Anita Wang
Anita Dong (Vietnamese)

 

[Bryophyte]

Logger my dad used to work with: Corky Sapp
High school vice principal in the next town over (when I was in HS): Dick Johnson

 

[911paramedic]

True story...

Richard Wartz (read: Dick Warts)

 

[Ionizer86]

Peng Wang.

 

[YkatiiE]

my best friend in HS named Joy married a man named Orlando Bell .. she became Joy Bell

 

[toekramp]

there is a lady at work named Nita Self

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: YkatiiE
my best friend in HS named Joy married a man named Orlando Bell .. she became Joy Bell

Did they name their first child Taco?

 

[LordJezo]

Guy in NY in the senate, or running for senate, or something. Last name is Weiner.

heh.

 

[Ticks]

There is a urologist in tampa with the last name of Cockburn.
My roommate knows him (roommate in med school)

 

[jlarsson]

Back in 1990, someone named Dick Swett was elected as a representative from NH to the US House of Representatives.

Proof

Scroll down the list, (its alphabetical), and its actually listed as Dick Swett.

 

[YkatiiE]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: YkatiiE
my best friend in HS named Joy married a man named Orlando Bell .. she became Joy Bell

Did they name their first child Taco?

no thats where they paid their phone bill!!! *giggles*

 

[jdogg]

As unbelievable as this sounds i actually knew a kid named Guy Seaman ... his parents seriously must have been on crack.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Logger my dad used to work with: Corky Sapp
High school vice principal in the next town over (when I was in HS): Dick Johnson

My Grandfather's name is Dick Johnson.

 

[RU482]

There's a reporter for the local TV station who's name is Pat Dix

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Mr. Cox

 

[VictorLazlo]

Fey Gott

 

[MercenaryForHire]

"Long Wang"

- M4H

 

[wake]

Grade 7 classmate's name was "Rolly Derby"

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: VictorLazlo
Fey Gott

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[DorkBoy]

I know a girl named Sunny and she married Matt Rainey

she became Sunny Rainey

That's a no sh*ter

 

Two of my friends have the names of Zoltan and Zoran.

 

[FFactory0x]

Bort

 

[Norrlands]

My phys ed teacher in high school (also golf couch) was Dick Weiner. And his wifes name was Anita.
Also, a common male first name in Sweden is Jerk. Pronounced with a Y.

 

[Muck]

Dick Wack