Funniest Real Names You've Heard

[GambiT]

My local radio station was having people call in the wierdest names of people they know.

Here were some that I remember:
Lemonjello
Orangejello
Espn

I'll add one to this... I knew a guy named Mike Hunt.
Any others? It's got to be real people you know, not my brother's friend's ex-girlfriend's dad used to know a guy named: xxxxxxxx.

 

[gistech1978]

lemonjello and orangejello isnt real
it was a joke and a very old one at that.

pronounced le-mon-gel-o and or-an-gel-o.

 

[Amorphus]

Biggin G Shitte

*edit*
his middle initial is G, not D...

 

[upsciLLion]

The choir teacher at my old high school was named Gay Ott. Nice lady most of the time. If you didn't know she and her husband were married, you would think that he was the fruitiest of the fruities. Nice guy most of the time.

There was this joke that went around about him for a while that went a little something like this...

"Are you gay?"
"No, I'm not Gay. My wife is."



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[thenerdguy]

Slernicsour

 

[new2AMD]

twins - Juan and Da'otherjaun

 

[Czar]

Lofthæna

translates to Airchicken

 

[Quixfire]

Ivana Mandic

 

[Shelly21]

Chris Wiggly

Dunno why, but I laugh every time he calls....

 

[spacejamz]

Ima and Ura Hogg???

Jack Schitt??

There was a guy at a company I worked at whose name was Hardin Little...he would get paged over the intercom at least once or twice a week...

 

[hawkeye81x]

Originally posted by: new2AMD
twins - Juan and Da'otherjaun

That's amusing.
(though slightly mispelled, I think. da'otherjuan?)

 

[CraigRT]

my electronics teacher was named:

Richard Blow

and when you take the short form of Richard,

you get:

Dick Blow


***TRUE STORY***

 

[hopeless879]

I knew a customer with the last name of Schickendantz

 

[new2AMD]

Originally posted by: hawkeye81x

Originally posted by: new2AMD
twins - Juan and Da'otherjaun

That's amusing.
(though slightly mispelled, I think. da'otherjuan?)

errr..Da'Othajuan

 

[JulesMaximus]

Ran into a girl named Shelby. I thought that was kind of funny because my dog's name is Shelby. I didn't tell her that she and my dog shared the same name though...somehow I think the humor would have been lost on her.

 

[Mathcop]

Two Brothers:

Older Wright
Other Older Wright

 

[ZeroNine8]

Richard Spray

yes, he went by "Dick Spray" too.

 

[GambiT]

I was just talking to my coworker. She said she went to school with a guy named: Harry Bahls.

 

[MonkeyK]

In HS, I knew a guy called Jeff Feeler, his dad's name was Richard and he actually went by Dick.

Looking at him you could not possibly think of how funny his name was. He scared the crap out of me.

 

[whaleskinrug]

Eufemio Tampon

 

[Scarpozzi]

Jennifer Coonrod

Amanda Sucku

 

[spliffstar69]

Ho Dang


Full name: Ho bich Dang

 

[GambiT]

I keep remembering these. I went to college with a guy named Vinh The Ho.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Heard a girl on the bus the other day. She was talking with someone named "Tiarra". Like the thing a princess would wear on her head. Maybe I can name my kids "porkpie" and "fedora".

ZV

EDIT: Also had a boss, "Richard Long". And my Middle School principal's last name was "Dick". His wife's name? "Anita". Dead serious.

 

[neilm]

Crevan Morehead.

Edit, I don't know anyone with that name, but I figure since the forename and surname are real then someone out there has to be called it.