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Funniest post evar!...

slycat

Diamond Member
I was browsing another forum looking at job postings and came across this posting in the singles
"Women Looking for Men" column. This post is da BOMB!...I hope its fake or she's retarded...

Quality saf,very pretty,very attractive,etc.,seeking,quality swm,kind,

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Reply to: anon-31065515
Date: 2004-05-12, 6:08PM PDT


Quality saf,very pretty,very attractive,beautiful smile,kind, long hair,very young looking ,who look 25 or younger,slim,sweet,generous,caring,loving,fun,fit,active,loyal,sincere,honest,very good woman,I was born in very good family,never smok,never uses drugs,not into the club scene,never looking for the man at the club or bar,not a party girl,not a player,not into the gamees,no drama,very clean background,gentle,beautiful inside and out,have a good sense of humor,open- minded and understanding,friendly,independent,affectionate,romantic,good cook,and much more,etc.,I love children,animals,I like gardens,nature,i love flower,I love the outdoors,seeing new places,travel,show,etc.,and also hanging around the house,cook,clean,plant flowers and vegentable,etc.,i like to play sports,swim,etc.,i like to learn a new things,etc.
I'm looking for a lover,true love,caring,LTR,serious relationship,that will lead to love and committment,marriage,home,and have a beautiful and smart child,very happiness family and make dream come true together and grow up,etc.,and to grow with a real good man,an attractive gentleman,right guy, I looking for a quality man,an attractive gentleman,a real good man:kindness,caring,generous,supportive,loving,optomistic,sincere,honest,true love,a professtonal,educated,a beautiful hearted man,swm,5'10" to 6'3" tall,age open,good looking or handsome,successful ,home owner,inteligent,adventurous,beautiful inside and out,Who is feeling,patient,gentle,faithful,love children,animals,very clean background,not mean,not self centered,not crazy,not easy to get angry,not coarse,a calm person,down to earth man,not cruel,open-minded and understanding,have a good sense of humor,easy going,relaxed type of person,fun to hang out with,smart,fit,active,etc.,no game ,no drama,not tatal play boy,not looking for casual sex dating,..... I'm not looking for casual sex dating,I'm looking for right guy:who has everything I've decscribed,...someone who wants someone who want caring relationship.,someone who is serious will be marriage minded some day to start and have a very happy family ,make dream come true together and grow up,etc.,I looking for someone looking for the same,...a man who doesn't have most of the things I described in my ad ,and who is not seriouous...,please don't write.,thank., please send a accurate picture and tell me about your self.,please don't lie and don't have not thing to hide .Be nice and sincere., I'm looking forward to hearing from you .,...serious replies only.Thank you.


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests[/hr]
 
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"browsing through job listings and came across personal ad"

Just came across a personal ad eh? Who do you think you're kidding?
 
ban the OP for this post! he lied! it was NOT funny at all.
not to mention he found it while looking for job listings? bwhahah sure.
 
whatthehellisfunnyaboutabunchofwordsinarowwithnodiscerniblesentencestructure?oh,Iguessitisbecausesheisputtinganadinforaguywithabilliontraitsshewillneverget...

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