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Yax

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I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?

Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
 
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theNEOone

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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?

Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
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you need to get out more.
 
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Two cannibals were eating a person (one from each end) when one says to the other:
"How is it going down there?"

The other one replies
"Its Great! I am having a BALL !!!"

The first one gets mad, and says "Slow the heck down... I am only to the neck!!!"

-MC
 
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spanky

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how many men does it take to open a beer?

none, becuz it should already be opened by the time the woman brings it to him.
 
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I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Yeah, read that long ago too, but I still liked the cannibal eating a clown much more. Its the simplicity in it. None of the ones posted so far tops the clown one. Well, the dumping one was pretty funny.
 
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illusion88

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Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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oh goodness....
that is great.
 
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I think the funniest thing I ever heard came from a friend when we were playing wing commander. We were flying through an asteroid field and he evidently made a wrong turn cause I hear an explosion come from his direction right about the time he said "Ooo. Big rock." :D
 
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Rob9874

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Originally posted by: cheapbidder01
I've heard a lot of funny jokes, but the one that strikes me as the funniest was the cannibal one that I read on the Internet back in 92, must have been the simplicity in it.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks: Does this taste funny to you?

Still LMAO whenever I think of it.
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You have the same dry humor as I do. The now old "grasshopper in a bar" joke had me in tears the first time I heard it. For those who haven't heard it:

A grasshopper walks into a bar, and the bartender says to him, "Hey we have a drink named after you."
Amazed, the grasshopper replies, "Really?!? You have a drink named Steve?"

LMAO
 
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Yax

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Originally posted by: Kyteland
I'm sorry, but a study has already found the funniest joke.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"
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Yeah, read that long ago too, but I still liked the cannibal eating a clown much more. Its the simplicity in it.
 
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