Funniest bumper stickers youve ever seen

[pac1085]

I just saw a halarious one today...these two dudes were in a lowered S10, with this sticker on the back window saying "No FAT Chicks - Truck will Scrape"...Thats gotta be one of the funniest I've seen in a while...what do you guys see?

 

[IcemanJer]

LMAO!! that's a really good one...

 

[Beowolf]

I saw one that said "My other ride is your mom" almost wrecked from laughing

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

"My kid can beat up your honor student!"

 

[tasslex]

An upside-down one on the back of a truck that said "If you can read this flip me over" had me laughing pretty hard.

 

[vi edit]

"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun...and for profit"

"Next time you parallel park that close to me, leave a FSCKING CAN OPENER"

 

[xtopgunx]

lol
those are some pretty funny bumper stickers

 

[jahawkin]

I like
"I love animals - They're delicious!"

 

[Fearlss1]

One of my Favs has always been " Dont laugh your daughter's in here"
and "keep honking I'm reloading"
-=nate283468
"Drive it like you own the Bitch" hahahah they keep coming.

 

[woodly6]

I saw one the other day that said:

Let go of my ears, I know what I'm Doing.

Another:

FEAR THE MULLET

 

[Balt]

This is a really old one that I'm sure everyone has heard:

"Beam me up, Scotty! There's no intelligent life down here!"

 

[toph99]

"horn broken, watch for finger"

 

[huanaku]

I like country, but ...
"Help prevent inbreeding, boycot country music!"

 

[trmiv]

I saw a bumper sticker for sale at a music store that said, "I'm so Goth, I'm dead." That cracked me up.

 

[Viper GTS]

My child is an honor student at Eastern Oregon Correctional Institute.

Viper GTS

 

[bigredguy]

if you can read this, get off my a$$!

it was at a redlight so i wasn't tailgaiting.

 

[Pacfanweb]

A friend used to have a massive jacked up 4x4 truck with 44" tires; his bumper sticker said
"If you can't stop, smile as you go under". Yes, he was a massive redneck.

 

[Viper GTS]

Your honor student was screwing my dropout last night.

Not really, but it would work well.



Viper GTS

 

[bigcfromcinci]

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

 

[Bleep]

My favorite>>>Support your local beekeeper Eat your Honey.
Bleep

 

[Cyberian]

"My Wife is an Honor Student at Lincoln Middle School"

 

[J3anyus]

I've got one that says:
"Serious about recycling? Eat the dead!"

 

[Atrail]

"Your vilage called, they want their idiot back!"

and

"Driver carries less than $20 of ammo"

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

On the back of a Dump Truck on the Freeway.

"Jesus won't dump you!"

 

[shiner]

Bad Cop....no donut!!!

Saw that one today.