On the day that Jane met Tarzan, seeing his lonely state and realizing her own, she decided to teach him about sex.
"Look Tarzan, that thing you having dangling between your legs is your rag, and what I have here between my legs is called a washing machine. You must wash your rag in my washing machine repeatedly."
That day and for the next week, Tarzan continued to wash and wash, and when Jane got a moment to breath, she burted out:
"Tarzan, I know I told you wash your rag repeatedly, but if you do it too much you'll wear it out."
With that, Tarzan distanced himself from Jane. A month had passed without Tarzan ever having washed his rag, and Jane, feeling a little distanced herself, asked Tarzan:
"Tarzan, what happened? Why don't you want to use my washing machine anymore? "
Tarzan responded:
"Because I always put in delicates, I learn how wash by hand."
"Look Tarzan, that thing you having dangling between your legs is your rag, and what I have here between my legs is called a washing machine. You must wash your rag in my washing machine repeatedly."
That day and for the next week, Tarzan continued to wash and wash, and when Jane got a moment to breath, she burted out:
"Tarzan, I know I told you wash your rag repeatedly, but if you do it too much you'll wear it out."
With that, Tarzan distanced himself from Jane. A month had passed without Tarzan ever having washed his rag, and Jane, feeling a little distanced herself, asked Tarzan:
"Tarzan, what happened? Why don't you want to use my washing machine anymore? "
Tarzan responded:
"Because I always put in delicates, I learn how wash by hand."
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