I found a link to a ridiculously fundementalist forum in someone's Audiokarma signature.
http://www.worthyboards.com/index.php?showtopic=41724
So...
It's time we start a game of Fundie Bingo!
Here are the rules:
1. There are categores of insults and silliness. Each is worth one point. A combination of two or more is worth one point in addition to the points for them seperately. (For example, a post insulting women Episcopalian ministers would be worth three points - one for the Episcopalian insult, one for the misogyny, and a third for the combo.)
2. There are point modifiers. Each modifies the original score by that amount. Multpliers do not stack distributively; a 2x modifier and a 3x modifier will result in a 5x modifier, not a 6x modifier.
Insults:
-Classifying muslims as somehow dangerous or evil.
-Misogyny.
-Homophobia.
-Berating a denomination of christiantity.
-Berating assorted schools for their rulings.
-Whatever else you think is appropriate.
Silliness:
-Whining about Seperation of Church and State
-Whining about how people of another faith want something.
-Whining about how other people won't respect how holy they are.
-Badly-written prayers.
-Request for prayers for banal things, like toilet cleaning.
-Discussions of how the devil has infiltrated everyday life. (If it involves Santa Claus, it's worth double.)
Point Modifiers:
+1x : Wiccans! Wiccans! Wiccans!. This applies to any post with ridiculous fear of paganism.
+1x : Ignorance of US laws. This one is easy.
+2x : Obvious repression. This applies to someone who's desperately trying to show that they're not gay, an addict, or whatever.
+2x : Ridiculous biblical comparisons.
+4x : Ridiculous biblical comparisons involving modern machinery. (This bonus does not stack.)
Please link to the post in question. The person with the highest score by noon tomorrow gets to pick a new silly religious forum and create a new set of point conditions/modifiers.
Ready?
Go!
http://www.worthyboards.com/index.php?showtopic=41724
So...
It's time we start a game of Fundie Bingo!
Here are the rules:
1. There are categores of insults and silliness. Each is worth one point. A combination of two or more is worth one point in addition to the points for them seperately. (For example, a post insulting women Episcopalian ministers would be worth three points - one for the Episcopalian insult, one for the misogyny, and a third for the combo.)
2. There are point modifiers. Each modifies the original score by that amount. Multpliers do not stack distributively; a 2x modifier and a 3x modifier will result in a 5x modifier, not a 6x modifier.
Insults:
-Classifying muslims as somehow dangerous or evil.
-Misogyny.
-Homophobia.
-Berating a denomination of christiantity.
-Berating assorted schools for their rulings.
-Whatever else you think is appropriate.
Silliness:
-Whining about Seperation of Church and State
-Whining about how people of another faith want something.
-Whining about how other people won't respect how holy they are.
-Badly-written prayers.
-Request for prayers for banal things, like toilet cleaning.
-Discussions of how the devil has infiltrated everyday life. (If it involves Santa Claus, it's worth double.)
Point Modifiers:
+1x : Wiccans! Wiccans! Wiccans!. This applies to any post with ridiculous fear of paganism.
+1x : Ignorance of US laws. This one is easy.
+2x : Obvious repression. This applies to someone who's desperately trying to show that they're not gay, an addict, or whatever.
+2x : Ridiculous biblical comparisons.
+4x : Ridiculous biblical comparisons involving modern machinery. (This bonus does not stack.)
Please link to the post in question. The person with the highest score by noon tomorrow gets to pick a new silly religious forum and create a new set of point conditions/modifiers.
Ready?
Go!
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