MisterJackson
Lifer
I have to use the online chat tech every so often in my line of work, but today I decided to just mess with em a little bit to see how they'd react. Next time I'll go a bit further with it.
Simeon: Hello Rob,
rob base: what up dog
Simeon: Welcome to HP Total Care for Pavilion Notebooks. My name is Simeon. How may I assist you today?
rob base: is my notebook still under warranty? s/n ********** ?
Simeon: I'll do my best to help you out.
Simeon: Could you please elaborate on the issue you are experiencing now?
rob base: no, I can't talk about it.
Simeon: Okay.
rob base: ok
Simeon: Please provide the Product Number also. It begins with P.
rob base: Pf128ua word!
Simeon: Thank you for the information.
Simeon: Could I have a few moments of your time while I search the information for you?
rob base: fo shizzle!
Simeon: Thank you for your patience and time.
rob base: its all i got
rob base: patience and time that is
rob base: my wife left me
Simeon: Rob, i am sorry to inform you that this notebook is not under warranty!!
rob base: for a dell guy
rob base: oh noes, more bad news, this doesn't bode well
Simeon: Please let me know the issue?
rob base: I'll have to get drunk and clean my gun now
Simeon: Please do not worry!!
rob base: thanks, i feel much better now
Simeon: My Pleasure!!
Simeon: Hello Rob,
rob base: what up dog
Simeon: Welcome to HP Total Care for Pavilion Notebooks. My name is Simeon. How may I assist you today?
rob base: is my notebook still under warranty? s/n ********** ?
Simeon: I'll do my best to help you out.
Simeon: Could you please elaborate on the issue you are experiencing now?
rob base: no, I can't talk about it.
Simeon: Okay.
rob base: ok
Simeon: Please provide the Product Number also. It begins with P.
rob base: Pf128ua word!
Simeon: Thank you for the information.
Simeon: Could I have a few moments of your time while I search the information for you?
rob base: fo shizzle!
Simeon: Thank you for your patience and time.
rob base: its all i got
rob base: patience and time that is
rob base: my wife left me
Simeon: Rob, i am sorry to inform you that this notebook is not under warranty!!
rob base: for a dell guy
rob base: oh noes, more bad news, this doesn't bode well
Simeon: Please let me know the issue?
rob base: I'll have to get drunk and clean my gun now
Simeon: Please do not worry!!
rob base: thanks, i feel much better now
Simeon: My Pleasure!!
