Fun with grocery shopping

[nanette1985]

Dashed into the supermarket for a few last minute things.

Unloaded my cart to pay. Lady behind me was looking carefully. I was buying several things of bottled water, lettuce, cucumber, celery, diet soda and razor blades.

She wished me a happy anorexic Christmas dinner

 

[waggy]

lol

 

[Exterous]

Should have told her the cucumber was for personal relaxation before you cut yourself with the razor blade to see if you could still feel pain.

 

[Perknose]

Dashed into the supermarket for a few last minute things.

Unloaded my cart to pay. Lady behind me was looking carefully. I was buying several things of bottled water, lettuce, cucumber, celery, diet soda and razor blades.

She wished me a happy anorexic Christmas dinner

If I were forced to by bottled water or drink diet soda, I'd need those razor blades!

Merry Lessmass!

 

[Geekbabe]

ROTFLOL, the emo shopping cart?