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Fun things to do with MagnumXL's?

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SuperSix

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As a joke, and after a LONG night of drinking, my friend bought a box of Trojan MagnumXL condoms and put them on the rear floorboard of my car.

Now, I won't even attempt to say they fit me, it's kind of like a "hot dog in a hallway" if you know what I mean.

What can I use these for?

Discuss

 
Originally posted by: SuperSix
As a joke, and after a LONG night of drinking, my friend bought a box of Trojan MagnumXL condoms and out them on the rear floorboard of my car.

Now, I won't even attempt to say they fit me, it's kind of like a "hot dog in a hallway" if you know what I mean.

What can I sue these for?

Discuss
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engrish much?
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
engrish much?
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Originally posted by: Ranger X
"out them on the rear floorboard of my car"

What the hell does this mean? And what's "sue these for"?
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Gee, what could "out" and "sue" possibly be typos of? My brain is cramped with the possible words that could fit in the sentence there and be mistyped as such.
 
Are they packaged still? Put a few where girls you might meet could see them... maybe in your wallet, for instance - you go to buy a girl a drink, maybe "help" it slip out and fall on the counter for all to see, etc... use your imagination 😉 Or you could send them my way to be put to more traditional use 😀
 
Originally posted by: RBachman
Are they packaged still? Put a few where girls you might meet could see them... maybe in your wallet, for instance - you go to buy a girl a drink, maybe "help" it slip out and fall on the counter for all to see, etc... use your imagination 😉 Or you could send them my way to be put to more traditional use 😀
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My buddy said when he bought them (CVS) the little lady behind the counter blushed, and smiled. He went up and slapped them down on the counter, all proud. 😀
 
Originally posted by: SuperSix
Originally posted by: RBachman
Are they packaged still? Put a few where girls you might meet could see them... maybe in your wallet, for instance - you go to buy a girl a drink, maybe "help" it slip out and fall on the counter for all to see, etc... use your imagination 😉 Or you could send them my way to be put to more traditional use 😀
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My buddy said when he bought them (CVS) the little lady behind the counter blushed, and smiled. He went up and slapped them down on the counter, all proud. 😀
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Did he at least follow that up with a "How YOU doin'?" :laugh:
 
I used to used those (seriously) before I got snipped. Always got a funny look from the checkout girl at Krogers when I bought them 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I used to used those (seriously) before I got snipped. Always got a funny look from the checkout girl at Krogers when I bought them 😀
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wtf

edit: nm, i was thinking of that dude that was talkin' about getting circumsized at like the age of 30
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
I used to used those (seriously) before I got snipped. Always got a funny look from the checkout girl at Krogers when I bought them 😀
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They KINDA fit - I would worry about them falling off during the session..

I like a snug fit anyway. 😛
 
What to do with those? Easy.

Put some mayo into them, tie them shut, then toss them at motorists who piss you off. My brother does a similar thing but with tampons and red dye.
 
Originally posted by: RBachman
Are they packaged still? Put a few where girls you might meet could see them... maybe in your wallet, for instance - you go to buy a girl a drink, maybe "help" it slip out and fall on the counter for all to see, etc... use your imagination 😉 Or you could send them my way to be put to more traditional use 😀
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FTW - I mean serious... unless your hung like a horse and use them this is the next best thing.
 
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