Fun movie quote!

[SlitheryDee]

Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me -Memento

(you probably have to watch the movie to see the funny...)

 

[KaChow]

Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Leonard Shelby: [Running] Okay, what am I doing?
[Sees Dodd also running]
Leonard Shelby: I'm chasing this guy.
[Dodd has a gun, shoots at Leonard]
Leonard Shelby: Nope. He's chasing me -Memento

(you probably have to watch the movie to see the funny...)

It does help to be watching the scene, but it's still amusing.

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: Midlander
"I speak jive."

huh?

from 'airplane!'

*"Two of the passengers only speak "jive." Though they speak in English, subtitles or translations are provided anyway. This cumulates in a scene where an old lady (Barbara Billingsley) has to translate their speech for a stewardess when one of the jive talkers gets sick with food poisoning."*

 

[KDOG]

"Hello, my name is Pussy Galore."

/thread

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Midlander
"I speak jive."

lmfao...that was so amazingly funny.

 

[hypn0tik]

The entire opening scene from Full Metal Jacket.

Some favourites include:

"Holy dog sh!t! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy and you don't much look like a steer to me to that kinda narrows it down doesn't it?"

"I will gouge out your eye balls and skull fvck you!"

"I will unscrew your head and sh!t down your neck"

"Private Piles you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links or else I will definitely fvck you up!"

 

[chimmytime]

"THANK YOU SIR MAY I HAVE ANOTHER"

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: skyking

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: Midlander
"I speak jive."

huh?

from 'airplane!'

*"Two of the passengers only speak "jive." Though they speak in English, subtitles or translations are provided anyway. This cumulates in a scene where an old lady (Barbara Billingsley) has to translate their speech for a stewardess when one of the jive talkers gets sick with food poisoning."*

Thanks. I wasn't logged in when the question came up.

It's hard to imagine someone not knowing this quote, but I suppose it could happen. :beer:

 

[skyking]

that movie is a quotefest for sure.

 

[marulee]

Originally posted by: Midlander

Originally posted by: skyking

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: Midlander
"I speak jive."

huh?

from 'airplane!'

*"Two of the passengers only speak "jive." Though they speak in English, subtitles or translations are provided anyway. This cumulates in a scene where an old lady (Barbara Billingsley) has to translate their speech for a stewardess when one of the jive talkers gets sick with food poisoning."*

Thanks. I wasn't logged in when the question came up.

It's hard to imagine someone not knowing this quote, but I suppose it could happen. :beer:

Thanks too!

 

[Super56K]

Something that about made me blow soda out of my nose when I heard it in How to Get Ahead in Advertising

Denis Dimbleby Bagley: Perhaps if they'd hanged Jesus Christ we'd all be kneeling in front of a *!#*!*# gibbet!

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

OK, came to mind......

Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fvck does that mean?

 

[blue1friday2]

"Kickboxing... it's the sport of the future." -Say Anything

 

[Midlander]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
OK, came to mind......

Michael Bolton: "PC Load Letter"? What the fvck does that mean?

That's another favorite. I've seen it on printers, but I have no idea why it says that instead of "add paper."

 

[ttown]

Originally posted by: Midlander
"I speak jive."

same movie: "Joey... do you like movies about gladiators?"

Others:
"The only good human, is a dead human!"

"I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

 

[Away]

"Go sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here." As Good As It Gets

"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be." Office Space

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die." The Princess Bride

 

[BatmanNate]

Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fvcked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fvck you up.
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shlt with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fvcking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fvcks with the Jesus.
Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.

 

[marulee]

Originally posted by: marulee
What is your favorite fun movie quote?

1. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse!
2. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
3. Go ahead, make my day!
4. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
5. Show me the money!
6. Houston, we have problem!
7. I'm the king of the world!
8. You need to find yourself a girl mate!
9. Use the crayon Luke!
10. Hakuna Mattata, it means no worries!
11. This car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. Why, it could be greased lightning!
12. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
13. You can't handle the truth!
14. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate. You never know waht you're gonna get!
15. I see ded people!
16. There's no crying in baseball!
17. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine!
18. A Martinis. Shaken, not stirred!
19. Nobody puts boby in a corner!
20. I feel the need - the need for speed!


ANSWER THEM IN 1 HOUR!

 

[Jeff7]

:music:
Well I've got horns that open bottles
And I've got horns that hold my keys
I've got horns that when ya turn 'em right
They help me watch TV

I've got horns that open pickle jars
And horns that come with hair
I've got horns that hang my other horns
I always come prepared
:music:


"You've been hoodwinked, baby!"


"People should not fear their governments. Governments should fear their people."

"I am merely pointing out the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."

 

[LeiZaK]

Lucifer: I could lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces...







...or we could talk.

 

[hypn0tik]

"Do you expect me to talk?"

"No Mr. Bond. I expect you to die"

- Goldfinger

Perhaps one of the greatest lines ever.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: marulee
What is your favorite fun movie quote?

1. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse!
2. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
3. Go ahead, make my day!
4. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
5. Show me the money!
6. Houston, we have problem!
7. I'm the king of the world!
8. You need to find yourself a girl mate!
9. Use the crayon Luke!
10. Hakuna Mattata, it means no worries!
11. This car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. Why, it could be greased lightning!
12. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
13. You can't handle the truth!
14. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate. You never know waht you're gonna get!
15. I see ded people!
16. There's no crying in baseball!
17. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine!
18. A Martinis. Shaken, not stirred!
19. Nobody puts boby in a corner!
20. I feel the need - the need for speed!


ANSWER THEM IN 1 HOUR!

Are you quizing? If so then I will answer what I can from memory:

1. Godfather
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Dirty Harry
4. Silence of the Lambs?
5. Jerry McGuire
6. Apollo 13
7. Titanic
8. Pirates of the Caribeen (SP)
9. Spaceballs?
10. Lion King
11. Grease
12. Wizard of OZ
13. A Few Good Men
14. Forrest Gump
15. Sixth Sense
16. A League of Their Own
17. Cassablanca??
18. Any bond movie
19. ?
20. Top Gun

It occurs to me after reading that you meant on 19 "Nobody puts BABY in a corner" In that case it was Patrick Swayzee(SP) speaking to Jerry Orbach in the end of the movie when everyone was dancing on stage. He then takes her hand and dancing insues and she finaly make the jump. Dirty Dancing FTW!

 

[imported_Trippin315]

Mr. Green: So it was you. I was going to expose you.
Wadsworth: I know. So I choose to expose myself.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: Tobolo

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: marulee
What is your favorite fun movie quote?

1. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse!
2. I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
3. Go ahead, make my day!
4. A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
5. Show me the money!
6. Houston, we have problem!
7. I'm the king of the world!
8. You need to find yourself a girl mate!
9. Use the crayon Luke!
10. Hakuna Mattata, it means no worries!
11. This car could be system-matic. It could be hydro-matic, ultra-matic. Why, it could be greased lightning!
12. I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!
13. You can't handle the truth!
14. Mama always said life was like a box of chocolate. You never know waht you're gonna get!
15. I see ded people!
16. There's no crying in baseball!
17. Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine!
18. A Martinis. Shaken, not stirred!
19. Nobody puts boby in a corner!
20. I feel the need - the need for speed!


ANSWER THEM IN 1 HOUR!

Are you quizing? If so then I will answer what I can from memory:

1. Godfather
2. Apocalypse Now
3. Dirty Harry
4. Silence of the Lambs?
5. Jerry McGuire
6. Apollo 13
7. Titanic
8. Pirates of the Caribeen (SP)
9. Spaceballs?
10. Lion King
11. Grease
12. Wizard of OZ
13. A Few Good Men
14. Forrest Gump
15. Sixth Sense
16. A League of Their Own
17. Cassablanca??
18. on her majesty's secret service
19. dirty dancing
20. Top Gun

fixed a couple, but yea the crayon one eludes me also.

 

[Pantoot]

Originally posted by: marulee

Originally posted by: marulee
What is your favorite fun movie quote?

19. Nobody puts boby in a corner!


ANSWER THEM IN 1 HOUR!

19 is "Nobody puts baby in the corner", and that is Dirty Dancing.
But I am going to pretend I didn't know that and say that somebody here at work told me the answer.