fun fact of the day: caffeine

destrekor

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For a 170lb individual, downing the entire 60ct bottle of caffeine pills would result in what would probably be an excruciatingly intense death. I wonder if that includes slowing down time? :D

And through the liquid method, that's about 50 servings of Starbucks drip coffee, 12oz cups.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Sunday morning coffee. BRB, I need to do the same.
 

destrekor

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I wonder how long it would take to get through 600 oz of coffee?

That in of itself would be torture to consume that much liquid that contains the stuff coffee does. It's great, for a little while. Then all that acidic stomach content just starts churning, likely have a seriously intense feeling of "my ass is about to explode" and "is there an alien chewing its way out of my stomach?"
And then as your 100oz in, realizing the effects of the caffeine are becoming quite prominent, and your torturer is still forcing more liquid.

Ugh, the entire process could probably get anyone to fess up to what they did.

Let's use it. No harm, no foul - unless of course they withstand every last drop. It'd be more fun that way, versus just using an IV drip.
 

biggestmuff

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For a 170lb individual, downing the entire 60ct bottle of caffeine pills would result in what would probably be an excruciatingly intense death. I wonder if that includes slowing down time? :D

And through the liquid method, that's about 50 servings of Starbucks drip coffee, 12oz cups.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled Sunday morning coffee. BRB, I need to do the same.

12 grams, huh?

brb buying a kilo of caffeine.
 

Gothgar

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Sep 1, 2004
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That in of itself would be torture to consume that much liquid that contains the stuff coffee does. It's great, for a little while. Then all that acidic stomach content just starts churning, likely have a seriously intense feeling of "my ass is about to explode" and "is there an alien chewing its way out of my stomach?"
And then as your 100oz in, realizing the effects of the caffeine are becoming quite prominent, and your torturer is still forcing more liquid.

Ugh, the entire process could probably get anyone to fess up to what they did.

Let's use it. No harm, no foul - unless of course they withstand every last drop. It'd be more fun that way, versus just using an IV drip.
seriously, that gives me fucking heartburn thinking about it