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ALright unlike everyone else in this entire thread, I'm the only one who has actually driven the damn thing - got one as a rental

So here's my review:
Out of 5 stars: 2.5/5
Would I buy it: If it was cheaper, yes. At the current price - fvck no.
I'm only the second person to rent it - had 669 miles on the odometer when I got behind the wheel. It was the base model I believe - only the 3.7 V6, cloth interior.
*** Pros ***
- Invincibility factor. I felt and still feel like I'm invincible when I'm behind the wheel of this thing. It's hard to describe but I don't feel this way driving every SUV/large vehicle.
- Overall Ride. Honestly, I feel like it rides better than my 2004 Accord. The ride overall is much smoother, it takes bumps a lot better, and it feels great. I don't know what it is about it but I just love the way it rides, both on and off pavement. (Um, the off pavement - nothing too extreme, I did decide to see how off-road capable it was. It passed the test, that's all I'll say)
- Handling. For something that large, it handles very well. Crisp turning, sharp steering wheel feel. I wasn't expecting much but it handles very well. I tried an emergency maneuver (had to) and it responded very well.
- Stereo. The stock stereo is impressive. Bass and mid/highs sounded very good. It starts to distort past a volume of 17 or so, but you only need it that loud with the windows down.
- Comfort. The seats in the Grand Cherokee feel very nice. Firm enough to provide good lateral and overall support, but plush enough that it's not uncomfortable. I drove to Washington right after the airport - I probably spent 4 hours driving to and from there, as well as an additional 2 hours driving through and around Portland. No complaints about comfort whatsoever. The seats are quite excellent.
*** Cons ***
- Performance. Granted, this is only because I had the base craptastic 3.7 V6. There were sometimes where it felt adequate, but the majority of the time it struggled with that much weight. Only when I floored it and kicked it into overdrive did I start to feel any oomph.
- Brakes. Edmunds.com mentions the progressive braking. Honestly - I just think the brakes suck ass. They're soft and provide no real stopping power. Press on the brakes too hard - I can repeat it on cue - and the car starts shaking and the rear end slides out. It does have 4 massive disc brakes and yet it still sucks. I'm disappointed in it.
- Interior. The seats only have 670 miles on them and already it looks like the cloth is about to rip/fall apart. Horrible. The panels (plastic) are cheap as well. I'm not all that impressed with the metal grille interior either.
- Storage. Where is there room? Oh wait, there is none. I couldn't fit crap in the back in any of the hidden compartments. Any other SUV provides ample stow away storage. Blah.
For the price, there's much better alternatives. Honestly, I like the vehicle, but not at that price.