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Full sex refunds

K

Kenazo

Lifer
This is pulled from here

Court Orders Brothel to Refund Sex Bill
Fri Apr 11,10:59 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German court has ordered a brothel to reimburse a man charged for sex he could not remember having, after the establishment failed to provide an itemized receipt for services rendered.
"The brothel failed to provide concrete documentation of the prices and services provided," said court spokesman Vera Huth in the western town of Duesseldorf on Friday.
"They should have, for example, listed two sexual intercourse sessions at 600 euros, oral sex at 300 euros or anal sex at 400 euros a go," she told Reuters.
The man told the court he had been too drunk to remember what sexual services he may have ordered at the brothel in Kaarst. The establishment charged him 9,000 euros (dollars) on his credit card. The brothel owner testified he had ordered the "full program."
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Now I'll have something else to think about whenever I see the "If we forget to give you a receipt, your order is free" sign...

EDIT: OBVIOUSLY the brothel is lying...how could ANYONE forget getting the "full treatment"? Also, wouldn't there be seminal evidence if in fact he DID order all those services????
 
Well, Jeesh, Who would have thought that a prostitute would take advantage of your credit card? I always thought they were upstanding citizens with alot of ethics.
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Cripse....If you pay your whore bill with a CC, you deserve to get rheemed. Maybe that was part of the "Full Treatment", literally. 😀


Visa, it's everywhere you want to be
 
I can just imagine the conversation:

"We have several programs available. There is the oral, the straight, the Hot Carl, the Dirty Sanchez. Or you can try our package deal: the Full Treatment."

"Yeah, put me down for the Full Treatment."
 
I'm assuming the "full treatment" is like those Japanese restaurants that server you a little bit of everything on the menu.

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Originally posted by: LordThing
Well, Jeesh, Who would have thought that a prostitute would take advantage of your credit card? I always thought they were upstanding citizens with alot of ethics.
rolleye.gif



Cripse....If you pay your whore bill with a CC, you deserve to get rheemed. Maybe that was part of the "Full Treatment", literally. 😀


Visa, it's everywhere you want to be
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Ahhh, this kills me! 😀 🙂
 
So it's like $300 a pop(so to speak) right? How the hell did he rack up $9000? I'd be hurting for the next few days for sure....
 
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