You're being carjacked, skyjacked, pastajacked, whatever. The jacker holds a gun to your head and demands, upon pain of death, that you convert to either The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or The Church of the Subgenius. Which do you choose, and why?
FSM or Bob?
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Not really. In my opinion the appeal of the Subgenius is no mere passing fad, no cult, such as is the FSM. However I thought it would be interesting to see just how strong the support for this new religion is.
Considering I already converted to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster due to the promise of a stripper factory and the beer volcano.... easy choice!
No problem. It looks like the correlational study is really bearing fruit, too! I am on the verge of declaring that all Democrats are potential FSM members, and all Republicans would follow Bob. Spongmonkeys are their own freaks.
Your "correlational study" is complete trash, since it doesn't correlate anything. You can't tell whether the republicans or democrats voted for anything. for all you know the results are entirely mixed.
A typical slacker answer. I am sending you the schema for a do-it-yourself virus. When your reality is properly aligned you may post again.
Ah, but then you should have picked Bob! You cannot convert to a religion of which you're already a member...
I'll see you there, but not really, I'll be watching the strippers and I'll be pretty drunk.
Hail FSM.
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