fsck

[JacobJ]

after hyster(now a vegetarian)

death will be collossal
like the taste of a rosebud.

fumes will be fairy tales
and the end of civilization.

the porcelain queen
in her self-righteous neediness
will die a thousand flushes
and become the obtuse remnants
of so much rotting shit.

and after all that grotesque lightning
flashing across the sky like so many exposed nipples
the cows of the world will fry and transmute into pigs
and bacon will become the dish of the damned -- the dying.

 

[nageov3t]

I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

Here ya go.

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

Here ya go.

no, really. fsck. as in the unix program 😉

 

[fredtam]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

Here ya go.

no, really. fsck. as in the unix program 😉

geek😉

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

Here ya go.

no, really. fsck. as in the unix program 😉

OK, just for you....

Big gray box says Kernal Panic
Making you feel hypermanic
Stop and catch your breath because there's something you can do

Start that thing in single user
Then su root now, don't confuse her
And here is how you make your old file system just like new.

fsck will be your friend
Just let it run until it ends
Those inconsistencies will be repaired, I swear it's true.

It knows to check with fstab
And runs in parallel to grab
The list of all file systems which need checking through and through.

And when it exits, all is well
You're free from your corruption hell
Reboot in multiuser, and go have a beer or two.

 

[kranky]

No love for my masterpiece? 😉

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Kranky's poem = :thumbsup:
OP's poem = :thumbsdown:

- M4H

 

[JoeKing]

drifting harmony ominously recognizes, during pinpoint
rushing world offensively reverberates babble,
boasting death bewilderedly procreates, before squint
romping destiny eccentrically hallucinates squabble.

sneezing infinity coquettishly hesitates, out ream
moping feeling deceptively regurgitates condign,
screaming feeling incessantly disappears, during prowl
gangling ecstasy imploringly meanders wizen.

squeaking fantasy enviably hallucinates, during archetype
fuming illusion hazardously submerges status,
quibbling harmony contentedly brutalises, out troupe
tugging delusion alluringly ruminates census.

bragging universe indignantly luxuriates, before torrential
pleading mystic rancorously diminishes antiseptic,
moaning ascension indolently diminishes, during initial
wailing structure eternally unshackles dyspeptic.

 

[Grimbones]

A moment of silence for Rick James...... bitch

haha pretty funny.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: fredtam

Originally posted by: loki8481
I was really hoping for a poem about FSCK. that would be pretty sweet :thumbsup:

Here ya go.

Best fredtam post ever :thumbsup:

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Kranky's poem = :thumbsup:
OP's poem = :thumbsdown:

- M4H

I'm very flattered, M4H. 🙂