Frustrated's joke of the day #6

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A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
 

Fritzo

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Is this a joke or a story? Jokes have punch lines a the end. If this was a joke, the punchline is in the middle, which is improper form.

1/10. Sorry.
 

Spike

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Aug 27, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Is this a joke or a story? Jokes have punch lines a the end. If this was a joke, the punchline is in the middle, which is improper form.

1/10. Sorry.

c'mon, don't be so hard. It made me crack a smile... 1.5/10

-spike
 
Aug 16, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Is this a joke or a story? Jokes have punch lines a the end. If this was a joke, the punchline is in the middle, which is improper form.

1/10. Sorry.

Yoy are a Vulcan right?
 

TheLonelyPhoenix

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Feb 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Is this a joke or a story? Jokes have punch lines a the end. If this was a joke, the punchline is in the middle, which is improper form.

1/10. Sorry.

Now hand in your joke license to Brutuskend and scat.
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball". He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls". There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.

That "true story" happens in every city across America.
 

Kibbo

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I liked it.

6/10 for a funny story, I'll give you 7 for putting up with Fritzo.
 

Yax

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<too hard to start her car> does that mean she was really a guy?