Frustrated's joke of the day #5

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One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns ov! er and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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maybe I am a perv, but I thought he was going to ask about a proctologist appt...
 

Svnla

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I am surprise no one says anything about appoinment with the nail tech ;)