- Apr 14, 2001
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Howard and Betty were driving home one very cold night when the Betty asks Howard to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and Betty got out to see if it was still alive.
Betty: "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Howard; "O.K., Get in the car with it."
Betty: "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
Howard: "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
Betty: "But what about the smell?"
Howard: "Just hold its nose."
Betty: "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
Howard; "O.K., Get in the car with it."
Betty: "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
Howard: "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.
Betty: "But what about the smell?"
Howard: "Just hold its nose."
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