From the no s&*t files: "Something unfortunate happend to him"

[Wheezer]

French freezer pop

The corpse of renowned French chef Jean-Francois Poinard has been found in a freezer after his girlfriend confessed to her daughter that “something unfortunate” had happened to him.

Police who discovered the body Tuesday in an apartment in Lyon, France, said it may have been hidden in the freezer for two full years. Officers who raided the apartment said Poinard’s former girlfriend, Guylene Collober, burst into tears when they arrived.

“I think you’ll find what you’re looking for,” Collober, 51, told police.

The body of 71-year-old Poinard was curled up in a fetal position and covered with plastic bags inside a chest freezer, police said.

“An initial examination suggests it could have been there for up to two years,” a police spokesman said. “A full post-mortem examination will be carried out to discover the precise cause of death.”

 

[Murloc]

chest freezers should be banned, they are good only for freezing people. You can use a normal one for food (if you don't have to freeze a full pork leg or something)

 

[Newbian]

Well I guess if you have to die when you are a chef that's the way to go.

 

[techs]

chest freezers should be banned, they are good only for freezing people. You can use a normal one for food (if you don't have to freeze a full pork leg or something)

Everyone knows this.
:awe:

 

[ForumMaster]

"The corpse of renowned French chef Jean-Francois Poinar"

"it may have been hidden in the freezer for two full years."

these two don't exactly add up. if he was renowned, shouldn't someone have noticed that he was freakin frozen for two years?

 

[Ika]

"The corpse of renowned French chef Jean-Francois Poinar"

"it may have been hidden in the freezer for two full years."

these two don't exactly add up. if he was renowned, shouldn't someone have noticed that he was freakin frozen for two years?

he was renowned as of two years ago when he went missing, and no one could find him because he was in a fucking freezer that no one used?

 

[BassBomb]

gf at 71 pimp!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

chest freezers should be banned, they are good only for freezing people. You can use a normal one for food (if you don't have to freeze a full pork leg or something)

When chest freezers are outlawed only outlaws will have chest freezers.

 

[Gothgar]

pics of gf?