Now here is a Lawsuit not so Frivilous:
Edit 12-4-2003 Apparently it is a FRivilous Lawsuit as these bopsy twins have done this kind of stunt before. <MAD>
Welcome to Wal-Mart, how can I help you? Would like a DVD player with the footprints on your back?
11-29-2003
Woman Trampled Unconscious While Shopping At Wal-Mart
Patricia VanLester had her eye on a $29 DVD player, but when the siren blared at 6 a.m. Friday announcing the start to the post-Thanksgiving sale, the 41-year-old was knocked to the ground by the frenzy of shoppers behind her.
"She got pushed down, and they walked over her like a herd of elephants," said VanLester's sister, Linda Ellzey. "I told them, `Stop stepping on my sister! She's on the ground!'"
Ellzey said some shoppers tried to help VanLester, and one employee helped Ellzey reach her sister, but most people just continued their rush for deals.
"All they cared about was a stupid DVD player," she said Saturday.
Paramedics called to the store found VanLester unconscious on top of a DVD player, surrounded by shoppers seemingly oblivious to her,
"She's all black and blue," Ellzey said. "Patty doesn't remember anything. She still can't believe it all happened."
Ellzey said Wal-Mart officials called later Friday to ask about her sister, and the store apologized and offered to put a DVD player on hold for her.
Wal-Mart Stores spokeswoman Karen Burk said she had never heard of a such a melee during a sale.
"We are very disappointed this happened," Burk said. "We want her to come back as a shopper."
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Oh she'll be back as a shopper alright, spending millions of Wal-Marts money
Edit: No she won't, Wal-Mart should SUE her and her sister!