Friggin couples anyway

[ratkil]

Why do a teenage couple always feel the need to get into a yelling, crying, swearing argument right outside my door on the nights I have to do laundry??? Damn that is annoying

Though the girl is kind of cute, maybe I should tell her to lose the wimp and we'll party.......

 

[Yeeny]

I live down the street from a bar, and every weekend here come the drunk couples. One night this guy was screaming at his girlfriend, and she was ranting back. He kept yelling "I don't want to hear it anymore", so I yelled back at him "Neither do I, so shut the hell up already!". I cannot tell you how many times I have had to call the cops cause one of the drunks decided the other needed a beating. I cannot wait to move!

 

[Pretender]

If I lived near a bar, I'd probably get myself a pellet gun (something that can hurt a little, but not cause major pain), and start shooting at the drunks from my window. I think it'd be funny to watch them stumble around, confused at what's hitting them.

 

[urbantechie]

A bar is down the street from here, but no drunks by my house!

 

[ratkil]

<<I'd probably get myself a pellet gun (something that can hurt a little, but not cause major pain), and start shooting at the drunks from my window>>

Heh, heh anyone remember the movie Men At Work? &quot;This allows me to escalate the situation without introducing grevious harm&quot; Not sure if that was exact line, but still pretty funny

 

[PG]

But a pellet gun might easily be confused with a real gun and you might get in serious trouble or shot by police.

Get a paintball gun instead.

 

[Wangel]

In college our dorm (downtown) was right on the bar strip. On Saturday night around 3:00 AM, the drunks would come stumbling out of the bar making all sorts of noise right below my apartment. We would throw down a penny next to them. They would think that they dropped some change, and start crawling around on the ground looking for the money they thought they dropped. Sometimes we would have 4 or 5 drunks crawling around on the ground!! It was really funny! Once a police officer drove by, noticed 4 drunks crawling around on the ground and almost fell down laughing so hard!

 

[yakko]

Wangel,

hehe

 

[ratkil]

Wangel lmao. good thing your dorm was not in the empire state building, you might have killed someone......

 

[MickySoft]

owwwwwww, bad cops

 

[Ranger X]

Wangel, that is funny!

 

[HKSturboKID]

Wangel...next time try water ballooms.

1. wakes them out
2. second save money
3. you get a better laugh when they look up and u hit them with another one.